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Date: March 09, 2018 04:21PM
1977. I was 17, it was the summer between my junior & senior years in high school. A local mormon family, whose son was my best friend (and who had a cute sister) had just moved to Utah, and my cousins there had been bugging me to come visit, so I took a few days off work, jumped in my '67 Mustang, and headed to Utah from SoCal.
The trip was uneventful until I hit Fillmore. I got off the 15 there to get gas, filled up, and got back on the freeway. A local cop was sitting under the overpass where I got on, but I was just getting on and wasn't worried. I should have been.
His lights go on, and he comes after me. I pull over, wondering what I did wrong (I wasn't speeding). The mormon cop tells me I was going 80 in a 55 zone. I tried to protest, telling him I had just gotten back on the freeway, but he wasn't interested. So he writes me a ticket. Before handing it to me, he comments on my out-of-state plates...I ask if I can mail in the fine from California, and he says no. I have to go into town and see the local judge. Right now. My only other option is to go sit in jail while he calls my parents.
So I follow him into town. The judge's "office" is an open area above the local hardware store. The cop leads me in, tells the judge I was "speeding like a banshee, going 80," and hands him my ticket.
I get a very mormon-like lecture about breaking the law, endangering others, how they don't put up with that in Utah, especially from out-of-staters. He waves off my protest of innocence. Tells me I can either pay an $80 fine right then and there, or I can sit in jail for 3 days to "pay my debt."
Now, remember, this was 1977 -- the days before ATM cards and such. I had about $50 cash, which I needed for gas to get up to SLC and back home, but no more. And I had my checkbook.
So I tell him I'll pay the fine, and get out my checkbook. "No checks, son," he says, "just cash." I tell him I only have $50 cash, and if I give that to him, I won't be able to get home.
He looks me over for a second, then asks, "Are you LDS?" Yes, I say, I am. I'm the priest quorum president. I'm BIC. My uncle is the official church spokesman (yeah, I name-dropped). "I'm the stake president here," he says, "so I guess if you're LDS I can take your check. But I'm not supposed to, so make it out to me, not the court." Um...ok. I write him a check for $80, for something I didn't do. The two of them warn me again to be an "honest priesthood holder" and not break the law, and they let me go.
When I get to SLC, the dad of the family I'm visiting tells me it's all a scam. A known one. The cops and judge there pull over almost all out-of-state cars, and pull the same thing, and keep all the "fines." And they play the "are you LDS" thing all the time, too.
So...I call my bank. Tell them to stop payment on the check. And I get off the freeway at the first Fillmore exit on the way home, drive slowly through town, and get back on at the far end of town (at night), so they don't see me.
Nobody ever came after me for the bum check. I heard later on their scam got them busted by the state cops. A bit of justice done :)
edit: looks like Utah local cops are still pulling this scam:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304441404577480621531645182Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2018 04:25PM by ificouldhietokolob.