https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Pastor-performed-a-baptism-in-an-Ethiopian-lake-12969623.php

"A Protestant pastor was killed by a crocodile during a baptism ceremony in an Ethiopian lake, according to the BBC."

This makes me smile..., it's just terrible, I guess I'm going to Hell...

First one there has to make the drinks. I will be right there with you. I smiled too.

Jesus said, “Feed my crocs”.

"In the name of the father, son and HOLY SHEEEET!"

So the person being baptized was washed clean of sins by the blood of christ, then covered with the blood of the pastor...?

Yeah, I know, if there were a hell I'd be going there too :)

I don't think this qualifies as a baptism by Slimer (baptism BY the dead.) It needs more ghosts.

Is that like "...more cowbell!"?

Love it. Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_bell

Nope. Just a case of lunch for the crocodile.

At least his food was blessed before he ate it...oh snap it was the baptizer!



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The pastor was just the "bap-etizer".

I'm sure the crocodile was still hungry and went off to find the main course.

...the pastor didn't make a full meal because he was too holey?

:)

I've had tacos al pastor, but this is ridiculous!

The Mormon church is dead
It killed itself

In it's own defense
It was unhealthy anyway
Just like all it's talk

M@t

Survival of the fittest was proven true on a resort island just south of Darwin (ironic!) Australia when Pippa (nicknamed "the Dumb Blonde"), who had played double-dare with the salt water crocs became lunch--or at least a snack.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/beloved-terrier-eaten-by-a-crocodile-it-had-taunted-for-a-decade/9840026

Owner Kai Hansen bore the Casey the croc no ill feelings, noting that Casey just did "what crocs do." The article made no reference to Pippa's spirituality, but she now knows if "all dogs go to Heaven" --or not.