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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 01:32AM

Because of your cookie cutter link, this popped up on my Amazon recommendations:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQUBFVL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_TIdsBbZ6KEFV3

Thanks!



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Posted by: captainklutz ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 02:36AM

WTF is the point of that game? Boring people to death?

Exploding Kittens, anyone?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 02:54AM


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 02:55AM

Now I want to buy Cards Against Humanity.

Thanks, Boner!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 02:58AM

This post was made possible by a grant from the National Endowment for the InHumanities. :+\

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:08AM

:-)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:10AM

I played Cards Against Humanity only once—with a couple of EXMO buddies. And yes, I got the infamous, “instead of presents, Santa brings naughty boys and girls...”

Never, never, never again. I do have standards! Admittedly they’re low, but I got some couth!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:13AM

You shouldn't give up CAH irregardless of how much couth God has tasked you with!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:16AM

It WAS bad, Lottie. I think God forgave me, but how could I forgive myself laughing so hard with those bastards grinning ear to ear enjoying me read each disgusting vulgarity knowing I was violating my sacred honor.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:25AM

"sacred honor" and "BYU Boner" in the same post (or even on the same web page!) constitute a profane offense against humanity.

Your couth is matter I will avoid, as is your utter lack of eptness.. --the Gruntled Fiend

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:31AM

You’re a fine one to talk, er, write — Mr. I’m so honorable, that “I write my own parking tickets so I can park all over Boston without parking tickets. Don’t worry, Boner, it’s just a part of my retirement plan, free parking, everyone does it. Now be a good man and run in and buy the coffee and Danish.”

Abd, I’m STILL waiting for my snake ... Baptists .... seeesh!

(Man, did we have fun!) I still chuckle at the three-legged pig joke!



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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 04:05PM

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> You’re a fine one to talk, er, write — Mr.
> I’m so honorable, that “I write my own parking
> tickets so I can park all over Boston without
> parking tickets. Don’t worry, Boner, it’s just
> a part of my retirement plan, free parking,
> everyone does it. Now be a good man and run in and
> buy the coffee and Danish.”

Note that was not Starburnt's. To indulge your schadenfreude, a meter maid recently hit me for a moment's carelessness at a bus stop. No fixing those. You know meter maids eat their young? Fun fact: An alert town clerk in Somerville passed the word around 2006 that somebody had paid all of Barak Obama's parking tickets from when he was at Harvard Law, an indication that he was positioning himself for a run at the Presidency.
>
> And, I’m STILL waiting for my snake ... Baptists.... sheeesh!
>
Oh ye of little faith--here be thy snake. (N.B. Source is CNN, so I can't vouch for veracity.)

https://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html

A very spiritual experience, I'm sure.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:32AM

'Gonna say: anybody who calls himself "Boner" saw the back of sacred honor many moons ago!

I still gotta see that game.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:38AM

Enough! Let loose the shih-tzus of war on him (or her) who darest insult the noble Bone!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 03:50AM

Shih-tzu is remarkably close to one of those words you say you want to avoid, my friend. Freudian, perchance?

Cry havoc, and let slip the chow chows of war. . .



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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 04:05AM

For LOttie and the Boner:

You two are cracking me up.... I need to have more sleepless nights so I can catch your two man show. Love you.

night.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 10:20PM

Oh schist!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: July 13, 2018 10:08AM

"...this is a party favorite for sure!"

Not at any parties I'd attend.

Although I might go to one such party just to hear my pal The Boner pick one of these cards, read the back, and loudly exclaim, "Aw, Fuck!"

:)

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