Posted by:
jdoubledub
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Date: July 13, 2018 05:41PM
Mind you, I haven't attended church in over 2 years. I was at my daughter's swim meet yesterday when a member of a ward I was in about 5 years ago recognized me. This is how the conversation went:
Him: Hey, Jerry, right?
Me: Close, it's ____, but hey it's been a while.
Him: I'm _____ I went to church with you in xx ward.
Me: Yup, I knew you looked familiar!
Him: So are you still in xx ward? We moved to a different stake. (big old smile on his face).
Me: Nope. I don't go to church anymore. I'm not even a member, I left the church.
Him: (Smile faded). Oh, uhhhh, how's the rest of things? Your parents still in the ward?
Me: Those are my ex wife's parents, but yes they are still there. I'm divorced.
Him: (Smile almost gone) Well, uh, what else are you up to?
Then we had a small conversation about my work and stuff, then shook hands and I sat down. It was so funny to see the expressions on his face. When there's no church to talk about, the conversation gets tough for Mo's! We finally talked about what other non mo's would talk about at the end, but it didn't last long.
Another interesting point is that I saw this guy sitting in the waiting room of the marriage counselor my ex wife and I used to go to. This counselor was horrendous. I later found out this guy I was talking to at the meet was going in for porn 'addiction' because he was so buried deep in porn-- he was looking at it like once a month or something ridiculous! Gasp!