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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 02:50PM
Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

Ok I asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness and got we don't have any jokes about Jehovah's witness! Why would we when everyone makes fun of us and we are always the end of jokes!

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 02:51PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

Yeah Mormons are always made fun of! So I looked up Jehovah's witness jokes and found a lot!

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Posted by: razortooth ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 04:20PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate halloween? They don't like it when people show up unannounced on their doorstep.

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 04:22PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

And they run out of watchtowers and pray armogeddeon will happen

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 04:24PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

How many Jehovah's witness does it take to knock on a door? Three,one to walk up to the door, one to ring the doorbell and one to do all the debating

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 05:36PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

Haha love the j&w!

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 05:37PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

What do the Jehovah's witness do for fun? Nothing! Fun is pagan

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 06:42PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

You do realize that joke makes no sense at all, right? You asked how many it takes to knock on a door (3) and you have one walking to the door, one ringing the bell, and one debating. No one knocked on the door.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 05:03PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

I saw a couple of mishies coming out of our local hardware store a couple years ago with a big can of Raid, and I said "Is that for the Jehovah's Witnesses?

Made their day.

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Posted by: Backseater ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 05:03PM
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: July 24, 2018 05:12PM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

What do you call a root beer stand operated by Jehovah's Witnesses?

The J&W.

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Posted by: dp ( )
Date: July 25, 2018 01:16AM
Re: Asked on quora if Mormons had any jokes about Jehovah's witness

Here! I've got one!

Well, maybe it's more a poem than a joke, but as missionaries we sure found it funny.

(Sorry, it's in Spanish...and I don't feel like fighting with my keyboard tonight, so there will be no proper use of accents and tildes for those of you who read Spanish.)

"Era Catolocio,
Luego Mormon.
Me hice Testigo,
Ya soy cabron!"

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