...the chicken, the egg or the orgasm?


And isn't it true what BYU Boner is always saying, "If it wasn't for orgasms, I'd never change my underwear!"

Where did the orgasm come from?

And is it a mistake to market for orgasms? Isn't it true that 'but for' the existence of the orgasm, Brylcreem would never have been marketed? Not to mention 94.2% of the items advertised in Lady's Home Journal...

Would ghawd bother to be ghawd if orgasms didn't exist and we just bifurcated like good christian amoebas?

Nope, still smooth.



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That should have been enclosed in quotation marks, 'cuz then I would have laughed even harder!

I can't give too many clues.

Where would the fun be in that?

The single-cell ORGANISM came first, some of which eventually became chickens. And somewhere along the evolutionary line a series of mutations became the equipment to have orgasms. creatures that discovered it felt REALLY good to touch reproductive parts together were more likely to reproduce. So thank you very much, evolution, for orgasms, a sense of taste, and other things that make us feel good instead of just slogging joyously through life.

Remember when you were 17?

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> Isn't it true that 'but for' the existence of the orgasm, Brylcreem would never have been marketed?

Imagine how many more chicks Bro. Joe could have had if Brylcreem were around back then. "A little dab'll do ya."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto

Brylcreem and Hai Karate... and a '56 Studebaker! Even a Lamanite could score! (By scoring, I mean just getting to second base... Think Cricket and sticky wickets.


Hai Karate ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo

You're just a Vitalis hater !

I'm riding Old Spice all the way 'til the end...:)

Was that you on the horse in the commercials?

No. But nice job catching the pun :)

I don’t wear underwear. Unlike you, Dawg, my people were poor—but proud. We couldn’t afford to waste our meager substance with luxuries. My dear Dad used to say, “Stand up and be proud, Boner!”



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Came first? Pun?

As I have said for years: Orgasms are for sharing.