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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 12:16PM

Hmm. Apparently god doesn't know about insurance...

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 01:26PM


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 02:44PM

Or...humans who run insurance companies and don't want to pay for certain things invented a "god" that does acts, thus getting them off the hook :)

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 03:07PM

He's Mr. Nobody as the bard would say. His kids blame things on Mr. Nobody.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 24, 2018 12:15PM

In God we trust...

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 01:45PM

Yes. It's like that song that God inspired the Stones to write:

"Ti-i-i-i-ime is On My Side"

"Time is on my side, yes it is
Time is on my side, yes it is
Now you all were saying that you want to be free
But you'll come runnin' back (I said you would baby)
You'll come runnin' back (like I told you so many times before)
You'll come runnin' back to me, yeah"

Heavenly Father had the Stones write that just for us, y'know?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 01:59PM

God was much faster when he destroyed my home. . .

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Posted by: anono this week ( )
Date: August 23, 2018 06:04PM

This same thing happened out in Tooele a few years ago. Lightening struck and houses went up in flames, meanwhile the fire was burning tooele city was fighting with tooele county over who was suppose to fight the fire. This went on for over an hour and multiple houses went down,

The City was almost going to be in great danger.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: August 24, 2018 02:49AM

and thanks to the conscription of the MORmON temple ceremony and abject LD$ Inc greed, an individual's time and money instantly becomes THE (MORmON) Church's!!!! so it was never really theirs!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzMMCA3mmGk


WHen MORmON Jesus wants something, whether it is having his Latter day PRofit rape a teen age girl or knocking down a perfectly good mall structure to build a bigger fancier more extravagant mall in its place, MORmON Jesus wants it done RIGHT DAMN NOW !!!!!!

Meanwhile, the individual needs of members can be put on hold in perpetuity.

Now get out your check book and write out a big fat offering check to THE (MORmON) church!!!! RIGHT DAMN

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 24, 2018 08:57AM

Maybe the house will be rebuilt and include lightning rods this time.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 24, 2018 12:16PM

Of all the renovating out there I wonder if people just don't think about these things? I don't have one.

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