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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 05:49AM

ODE TO A RECLINER

Oh that my youth had not fled so far
from the hearth of my heart, so my
very first recliner, purchased by the
Saucie love of my life could have
been better appreciated and beloved.

My life had reached into its 7th decade
before I was given the boon of a recliner
to call my very own. It's been but two days
that I call it my own, but in that time I mourn
the years that passed without this treasure.

In just a pair of days, I've formed my nest of
seekdom, knowledge and humor, with a host
of lollipops and laughter, and Saucie hovers
'round, smiling, laughing and sneaking photos
of her dopey Mexican lolling in his happy chair.


Yes, it's true...My entire life,I've never had a recliner! And now I do. Are there recliners in the CK? I never missed having a recliner; I think that enjoying it now is a concession to my age.

Do you have a recliner?

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Posted by: scmdnotloggedin ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 07:21AM

There's a rocker-recliner in my home, but even as the supposed "man of the house," I hardly ever get to sit in it. Either my wife is rocking a child or the children are playing in it.

I'm not being 100% truthful. My two-year-old daughter came down with an ear infection a few nights ago night, so I sat up with her in the recliner for over two hours before my wife took over and got her to conk out (without anything stronger than Tylenol; I may be the doctor in the house, but my wife has skills). What I really meant is that I never get to relax in the recliner by myself. If I'm in it at all, I'm either holding a sick child or I have a couple of healthy kids crawling all over me while I try to relax, And, to be 100% truthful, I hate it when they're sick but don't mind all that much when they're healthy and treating both the recliner and me as though we're both some sort of playground apparatus.

I know the time is going to come, and sooner than I would think it will, that my kids no longer want to climb on me in the recliner, or even sit in it with me. I should probably enjoy them now. I can hear strains of "Cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue, and the man in the moon . . ." I don't want to be the dad in that song.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 09:05AM

I don't have one.

My wife almost bought me one a while back, but in the end we got a bigger/comfier couch.

Your testimony, however, has excited in me a spirit of anticipation...that someday, if I'm righteous enough, I too might enjoy the benefits of eternal reclining, and share the joy that is so evident in your post!

Hugs to saucie...:)

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 07:00PM

Hugs back to you my wonderful friend.

When you need another recliner, it will come to you ... because

You deserve.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 03:14PM

Verily verily I say unto you.... I had a testimony of that very

recliner before I even bought it. It came to me in a dream and

said " If you purchase me, your days will be long , your heart

will be nourished and your purse forever filled" and low and

behold it all came true.

I say this in the name of Jaysus Cripes amen.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 09:10PM

What kind of phony poetry is this? I expect 14 lines of rhyming iambic pentameter from the sagacious Dawg!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 09:12PM

Oh, and once, a long time ago ... I broke a recliner!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 05, 2018 09:32PM

You're supposed to sit on them BACK-DOWN.
Not FRONT-DOWN.

Silly.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 02:09PM

Oh, I WAS sitting in it back down during the action. I just didn’t want Dawg and Saucie to experience the loss of a new recliner!

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 06:58PM

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Oh, and once, a long time ago ... I broke a
> recliner!


It's ok, I still love you Boner. You are such a wonderful man.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: April 06, 2018 12:25PM

I do

I mean I do believe... and I do [have a recliner, on wayalay].

M@t

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 07:10PM

A recliner is the consolation prize for getting a TK Smoothie™, which is ironic since the Q15 look like the ultimate recliner customers. Boy, are they going to be surprised.

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Posted by: Jaxson ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 07:51PM

Hallelujah recliner brother!!

Here is a pic similar to my set-up - http://www.laoisenterprise.com/four-seater-recliner-sofa/creating-attractive-4-seater-recliner-sofa-architecture-easycrafts4fun

Four seats, each reline, with cup holders. I sit on one end, my sweetie sits on the other end, and we meet in the middle to watch movies, share popcorn, and make out.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 08:11PM

Thou art indeed blessed!

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