Posted by:
MostestBestestHappiestinUtah!
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Date: September 16, 2018 07:27PM
I've lived in both Northern and Southern Utah. Having spoken with many, many friends in LDS marriages, smoke and mirrors darling.
Smoke and mirrors.
I'm well aware true happiness does exist here, but lets be honest...it exists anywhere if you look hard enough. The difference is here you never know if someone is truly happy or just saying it.
As I get older, that is more true than ever. I am shocked at some of the stories I hear when I pull back the curtain.
Alas trust me. I've done enough research for hy own peace and well-being to understand there's no wizard behind the curtain.
I get a tad leery when people living here or describe Utah as the following:
Adding -est or 'Most' to anything in Utah.
Happiest!
Most Righteous!
Most Loved by God
Most Giving Person/Family/Couple
Cutest Baby Ever from Heaven!
Mostest Bestest Blessings!!
*Yes all the variations of incorrect grammar have been over utilized in this most happiest of places.
Sure I can hike or mountain bike or enjoy some warmth, but what good is it when the most happiest people next to at these places make you want to drown yourself in the most magnificent bodies of water!
Forgive me. Three and a half decades has now made me the 'most craziest!'
My most humble apologies for the most epic miniest rant.
Yes I just woke up to the cult. Yes I'm trying to figure a way out. Yes I am most unhappiest for believing the lies for so long.
Sometimes I wonder if I would have been happier not pulling back the curtain.
You live and you learn.