Punch that person in the nose for asking! If you are a teenager, punch that person in the nose and then call the cops.

Nope! No problems, I think I’ve got it figured out. :)

Excuse me, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?

+1000

Nope....no problems at all. How about you?.....I wonder if a bishop has ever received that come back?

I like that idea, LR! Actually, it would be fun to match the interviewer, question for question! Are you wearing your magic underwear at all times? Yep. Do you wear yours at all times?

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> Nope....no problems at all. How about you?.....I
> wonder if a bishop has ever received that come
> back?

Ha! Great comeback.

“At this point in my life, brother bishop/stake president/ random nosey Mormon interviewer, you should be concerned if I HADN’T figured that out yet.”

Zing!

Reminds me of something...


"One controversial part of the sermon states that some men entice others to join them in sexual behaviors and gives an example of a missionary who punched his companion to the floor for making sexual advances to which Packer responded, "Somebody had to do it".[4] The audience is heard laughing after this statement in the original broadcast."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Young_Men_Only

Thanks to the church, I grew up thinking there would be all these people trying to entice me into sinful things. Alas, it never happened. MAybe because I found those things on my own.

olderelder Wrote:
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> Thanks to the church, I grew up thinking there
> would be all these people trying to entice me into
> sinful things.

Right? Mormonism puts up lots of unmet expectations. We thought everyone was going to attempt to seduce us. What a let down Mormonism is.

Yeah, I got BIG problems with masturbation! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Think of the pain scale from one to ten. How’s the big O? Lately, it’s about a three sometimes a four. So, there’s a quality issue. The Old Man’s Boner.

Saddest thing I've read all day...
:(

Me too. Sorry BB.

Well, don’t feel too sorry. One good one out of three (per day) is still mighty fine :)

I don't have a problem with masturbation. If I jiggle the parts right the plumbing still works. I probably could still get a young woman pregnant. I know I sound like some old dirty church leader for saying that.

"How'd you know I masturbate, Bishop? Come on man, spit it out! Tell me who fingered me?"

Did you feel hair on my hand when you shook it?

Snort! Good one Matt!



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I would certainly hope you know who was doing the fingering!!!! Otherwise, you have bigger issues to deal with! :D

Because it is a frikken cult. My nieces and nephews are getting asked this BS.