The new name for The Book Of Mormon isssss:
"The Book Of The Church Of Jesus Chrits Of LDS".

(Maaaan... what a mouthfull !)
Did NONE of the church leaders ever stop to think that maybe Heavenly Father & Jesus are just full out disqusted with the church. The leaders are dwelling on the word Mormon & maybe the Lord is meaning He is disgusted with the church as a whole & the Leaders just don't "Get It". But then again.........if they DID 'get it ' , they'd hafta look at THEMSELVES , and that would probably be way to painful.
The leaders are mormon morons.

Please excuss my spelling errors in the first comment. Supposed to be *Christ , not Chrits*

Yeah. I like it too. I took "Chrits" to be a slang hip version of hypocrites. Works for me. I say we keep it.

Are they really that presumptuous to take out Mormon in the Book of Mormon?

It would be like changing Moby Dick to Moby Jeebus, only Moby Dick is at least a literary classic. Or try changing the Holy Bible to some other name.

Why don't they just take out the second M? That would be a great name for the book.



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:D

They could even change it to the Book of Macaroni.

Or maybe the Macarena?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ

I think doing choreographed macarena should be a part of every mormon meeting.

Either that or choreographed electric slide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoCZsFGVsy4



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So now the "books" in the BOM are:

First Nephi
Second Nephi
Jacob
Enos
Jarom
Omni
Words of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Mosiah
Alma
Helaman
Third Nephi
Fourth Nephi
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Ether
Moroni

It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

There once was a man.

His name was Mormon. Holla, what happened to Mormon?

He not only ceased to exist, he was expunged. Kind of like being sent into Outer Darkness. There is no turning back.