Posted by:
Wally Prince
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Date: October 24, 2018 02:05AM
June 3, 1978: Brother Jones, welcome to the church. Due to your African ancestry, which is the blood of Cain, you will never be able to hold the priesthood in this life. But you are a much loved member and are welcome to participate in all activities that do not require the holding of the priesthood, except going to the temple. You can't go in there.
June 10, 1978: Brother Jones, we want to ordain you to the priesthood. And we want to set a goal for you to get a temple recommend by the end of next year. It's what God wants for you. And don't forget to pay your tithing, so that you can be worthy of these blessings.
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1889: Now, Bessy Sue, you know that the bishop, the stake president and your parents have fasted and prayed and they know for certain that Heavenly Father wants you to become Bishop Snotrot's 3rd wife, fer shure, fer shure, fer shure! Do you want to make Heavenly Father unhappy? Didn't think so. Now, granted, Bishop Snotrot has some personal hygiene problems related to his not brushing his teeth and what not, but for a man who is 55 years old and weighs 300 pounds, he's a real catch. This is an eternal principle and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be on the road to eternal happiness. Are you with Heavenly Father, Bessy Sue, or are you against him?
1891: Now, Bessy Sue, you need to get out of Bishop Snotrot's house immediately and go fend for yourself. You know that it's wrong to stay there and act like you have rights as a plural wife. I know, I know, there was the miscarriage and now you're expecting a baby, but the Prophet has spoken. And with them government folks poking around, it will be bad for the Lord's Church if they come across you acting like you're Bishop Snotrot's 3rd wife. The Relief Society sisters will be checking up on you to help you with your needs.
Remember the leaders are always right even when they're saying the opposite today of what they said yesterday. Opposition in all things is an eternal principle. Opposites are good. So do not oppose the wise counsel of the Lord's anointed prophet guy, for those who stand in opposition to the counsel of the Lord's anointed are surely damned.
Hey, why do you keep holding your neck like that. Are you suffering from whiplash or something?
When our leaders speak, the thinking has been done.
When the prophet speaks, the debate is over.
We can be confident that they will not lead us astray.
Citations:
“When our leaders speak, the thinking has been done. When they propose a plan–it is God’s Plan. When they point the way, there is no other which is safe. When they give directions, it should mark the end of controversy, God works in no other way. To think otherwise, without immediate repentance, may cost one his faith, may destroy his testimony, and leave him a stranger to the kingdom of God.” (Ward Teachers Message, Deseret News, Church Section p. 5, May 26, 1945.)
“We are most fortunate to have a living prophet at the head of the Church to guide us, and all who heed his counsel will be partakers of the promised blessings which will not be enjoyed by those who fail to accept his messages…Whose side are we on? When the prophet speaks the debate is over” (N. Eldon Tanner, “The Debate is Over,” Ensign, August 1979, p. 2).
“As we look to the prophets for guidance, we can be confident that they will not lead us astray” (L. Aldin Porter, “Search the Prophets,” Ensign, April 2002, p. 31).