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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 01:08PM

To remind you not to touch!

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:20PM

Clean hands and a pure heart!

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:23PM

LOL.

Unfortunately for Nelson, that genie is not going back in the bottle.

My DW newest garments are damn near sleeveless and show more cleavage than I thought possible.

The women are the only thing keeping the ship afloat. Make them wear long sleeves and gloves, they will revolt.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:29PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:33PM

Here's a variation on this theme. Start giving pre-endowment Mormons (read kids) a revelation that they need to wear white gloves at all times and in their interviews they can get a "white glove" test to see if they have kept them clean? They have to wear the gloves unless they are swimming or doing sports until they get endowed whereupon it changes to required underwear with a interview "garment check."

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:48PM

I know what you pray in the morning
When the sun shines on the ground
And shows what you have done
It shows where your mind has gone
And you swearing to your self
That it will never happen again
I know, I know oh ow, what that means, I know oh oh oh ow
That you all have Garments
And you never put them safely on
And you all have sins,
To take it, to take it, don't take it, take it, take it
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
Garments for hands yeah
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
Garments for hands yeah
Let's take this a second at a time
Let's take this one song, this one rhyme
Together, let's breathe
Together, to the beat
But there's hope outside the temple
So that's where we'll go
Let's go outside and all join hands
But until then you'll never understand
That you all have Garments
And you never put them safely on
And you all have sins
To take it, to take it, don't take it, take it, take it
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
Garments for hands yeah
We've turned our hands to Garments, trade in our thumbs for ambition
I must forewarn you, of my disorder, or my condition
'Cause when the sun sets, it upsets what's left of my invested interest
Interested in putting my fingers to my head
The solution is, I see a whole room of these signs and tokens
Fused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should sin at this
Simply suggest my chest and this confused music, it's
Obviously best for them to throw their Garments from a fist
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
Garments for hands
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
I'm trying, I'm trying to sin
But I can't, but I can't when you all have
Garments for hands

Songwriters: Tyler Joseph
Guns for Hands lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: November 19, 2018 02:48PM

That's tscc's middle finger

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