Posted by:
Brother Of Jerry
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Date: January 21, 2019 12:36PM
http://www.crispian.net/PTIR/Nonsense.htmlSome sample entries:
Homeopathy: n. Water
Atlantis: n. The ancient and rather damp world where Patrick Duffy grew up.
Islam: n. A third attempt at an all-conquering Abrahamic religion, this time with the rules tightened up a bit.
Loch Ness Monster: n. Floating tree trunk in a lake promoted by The Scottish Tourist Board
Astrology: n. A set of random axioms that determine that the subjective alignment of the stars and planets from an arbitrary point in space and time can influence one twelfth of the population of the Earth to experience the same generic and non-specific events.