One morning Russ woke up and Wendy asked him what he had been revealed in the night. So he took up is tablet and it immediately began playing this from YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akM8v20eNxs&list=PLPr1MTMUwHp97Rkb-lNRrfuhwbw-J11g1&index=5

Russ shrieked and dropped his device shaking with righteous anger. That old Deceiver, even Lucifer, the Satan one, had tried to get him to change his mind on is irritation with the label "Mormon" for his church. And Lucifer was using Korean Pop Music to do it! President Nelson was furious with the Evil One and almost pulled all Mormon missionaries out of the Korean Peninsula until he remembered only half of it had missionaries.

Don't watch the video - you'll get eye cancer.

And Satan wins.

thanks OPie ~


ziller has is all up in his ear-hole like waxx ~

ziller Wrote:
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> thanks OPie ~

I'm flattered by the master of stylz...

Mormon comes from Magic Stones.
Jesus is Magic.

UGH

Thanks to how the wondrous beloved holy Correlation program has raised me this is how I think. All day and night I have major nightmares about Lucifer who is the ultimate demon and how this satanic master is going to somehow cause my heart and mind to start to have doubtful ideas about the truthfulness of this True (i.e. super honest & transparent) Church that we have here on the earth thanks to the marvelous work that the Mighty Joseph Smith Jun. gave us and which Brigham & others have perpetuated in this peculiar culture of missionary work, huge families, and generation to generation growth. All day and night I live in fear of Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer, and that he's going to get me. This all is so wondrously normal, healthy, and a tremendous blessing as you can see :)

It sure does bother me that you would be so profane to actually mention this "M" word. I'm so offended. Ooops I better forget about that "offended" feeling because that's why, according to our beloved Ward rumor mill, people have gone inactive in our Stake. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the Internet because the Correlation program hasn't ever taught us that. We've just been taught that people leave because they are offended. And who's fault is that? LUCIFER !!!!

Fear doesn't prevent death, it prevents Life.

How embarrassing.

It sure is nice not having to give a damn about what Russ thinks.

after looking at this video.

Actually quite a good video.

SEcular Priest Wrote:
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> Actually quite a good video.

I thought it was cute. I hope Russ can see it and cringe. As a Their Grand Inquisitor of Cultural Direction he is a hugely epic failure. Hinckley was just as reprehensible but at least he wasn't trying to create cultural "saints" in the form of mental martyrs like Glenna Christiansen.