Posted by:
Wally Prince
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Date: February 21, 2019 03:29AM
Historischer Wrote:
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> Seriously, I thought wedgies were an artifact of
> the old one-piece garments with assbuttons, the
> kind that no one under 80 years old would think of
> wearing. Do they even make them any more?
>
Oh, yes. Of course. Some of your most dangerous wedgies can be caused by detached bottoms. In some cases, excessively long tops can also be implicated.
A wise garment wearer should always consider hiring a professional garment consultant, since the different permutations of fabric x size x body type can have a huge impact on your personal SWS risk factors.
Take the slippery Corban and Thermax products, for example. Glutei Maximi of a certain shape and set of proportions may cause a certain in-rolling movement that steadily pushes the fabric into a tighter and tighter wedge until you essentially have the equivalent of a persistent braided nylon seine twine #18 flossing action that can result in permanent sphinctoidal impairment. Avid hikers especially should be aware of this danger.
https://store.lds.org/wcsimages/LDSCAS/products/000/FabricFeatureGuide_000.pdf