http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/Mormon-SpaceX-Kolob-Zelph-BFR-launch.jpg

Eyring: Hey can't we stop by the moon and convert the Quakers living there on the way to Kolob?

Oaks: Are any of the astronauts confirmed homosexuals?

Nelson: We only fly First Class all the way!

Wendy: Please, pretty please Russell honey, can we build a mall there?

Elon Musk: Geez, and I thought aliens were far out man!

EMusk:

are my expenses deductions from my tithing obligation?

EMusk:

Will your God get my stock up to $420 now?

No.

I am referring to his public statement that his stock would go up to $420, a statement that got him in trouble with the SEC, which didn't share his horticultural sense of humor.

Your post brings to mind, the old saying, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Alternatively, "you can expose Musk to culture, but he'll still stink."

From which you can infer my attitude towards that gentleman.



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My son was finishing college in Lancaster/Palmdale CA, paying a big chunk of his tuition by canvassing, and sometimes selling, solar installations for SunRun. Musk's Solar City came in, all brass balls, and wanted to make that market the showcase for rooftop solar, combined with Tesla autos.

But first they had to take over the solar market.So they recruited all the SunRun salesmen to come over to Solar city with generous sign-on bonuses (something like $5-10K, I forget). My son very happily signed on--two months before he graduated!

I listen to NPR most everyday, especially M-F;


their segments (news reports, features, etc.) are set in a rigid schedule to have their program presented in a seamless manner...
During each hour, certain time slot are relinquished to the local stations for their own content.


by some coincidence they shift back to programming at the same time each day; my local station, KNKX (formerly KPLU) gets local time at 4:20 every weekday, at which time a 'snicker' time check is announced, LIKE CLOCKWORK: "It's 4:20"

GNPE seems familiar with the number 420.

I'm not sure what to think about that!

Te$la will achieve Model 3 production goals.
And he's sure autonomous vehicles are in our future.
He's a true visionary. Do you know that somebody read in somebody's journal that somebody else said that Henry Ford and Thomas Edison appeared to him...

The Tesla Roadster and robot driver they launched into space last year is headed for Kolob. That’s Elon’s way of paying tithing. God will have to intercept it before it crash lands.

Laughing so hard. You knocked it out of the park, cricket.

outta duh park" Paul H. Dunn was the Babe Ruth of General Authorities for that.

Paul Dunn once "smote" a Bob Feller spitball out of park into low Earth orbit and the ball was slingshotted by the Moon's gravity all the way to Kolob. Jesus, who caught the ball with a fishnet instead of a baseball glove replied, "Thanks for the lob Bob and the ball Paul."

Many older Mormons will well remember Paul Dunn's 1969 General Priesthood performance as "The lob to Kolob and I don't mean a hand grenade" talk.

(Ok newbies - don't start googling or fact-checking this post because it's as full of holy of holies as Smith's First Vision stories.)

Sounds like a frog story to me.

Fire in the hole!

ARE WE THERE YET????

I thought this thread was about this ...


http://doena-journal.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/battlestargalactica.jpg

And then they find Kolob. And Joseph is hanging out with his eternity only wives, flipping off the satellite to all the exmormons who didn't believe in him. Won't we feel foolish.

but but...

what will those other ('for time only') wives do?

will they really want to go back with their previous / first husbands after consorting with Joey?


I can sense the tension / animosity now.

Now Zelf-men are going to complain. Ha ha