Posted by:
Wally Prince
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Date: March 27, 2019 03:20AM
understand the Korihor story (a few simple name changes reveals all that you need to know about the substance and logic of the story):
ALMA 30:
12 And this Easter Bunny skeptic, whose name was Korihor, (and the law could have no hold upon him) began to preach unto the people that there should be no Easter Bunny. And after this manner did he preach, saying:
13 O ye that are bound down under a foolish and a vain hope, why do ye yoke yourselves with such foolish things? Why do ye look for an Easter Bunny?
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22 And it came to pass that the high priest said unto him: Why do ye go about perverting the ways of the Easter Bunny? Why do ye teach this people that there is no Easter Bunny, to interrupt their rejoicings? Why do ye speak against all the promises of free chocolates and colorful marshmallow eggs?
23 Now the high priest’s name was Giddonah. And Korihor said unto him: Because I do not teach the foolish traditions of your fathers, and because I do not teach this people to bind themselves down under the foolish ordinances and performances which are laid down by ancient priests, to usurp power and authority over them, to keep them in ignorance, that they may not lift up their heads, but be brought down according to thy words.
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35 Then why sayest thou that we preach unto this people to get gain, when thou, of thyself, knowest that we receive no gain? And now, believest thou that we deceive this people, that causes such joy in their hearts?
36 And Korihor answered him, Yea.
37 And then Alma said unto him: Believest thou that there is a Santa Claus?
38 And he answered, Nay.
39 Now Alma said unto him: Will ye deny again that there is a Santa Claus, and also deny the Easter Bunny? For behold, I say unto you, I know there is a Santa Claus, and also that the Easter Bunny shall come with baskets full of chocolates and colorful marshmallow eggs.
40 And now what evidence have ye that there is no Santa Claus, or that the Easter Bunny cometh not? I say unto you that ye have none, save it be your word only.
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43 And now Korihor said unto Alma: If thou wilt show me a sign, that I may be convinced that there is a Santa Claus, yea, show unto me that he hath power, and then will I be convinced of the truth of thy words.
44 But Alma said unto him: Thou hast had signs enough; will ye tempt your Santa Claus? Will ye say, Show unto me a sign, when ye have the testimony of all these thy brethren?
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45 And yet do ye go about, leading away the hearts of this people, testifying unto them there is no Santa Claus? And yet will ye deny against all these witnesses? And he said: Yea, I will deny, except ye shall show me a sign.
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49 Now Alma said unto him: This will I give unto thee for a sign, that thou shalt be struck dumb, according to my words; and I say, that in the name of Santa Claus, ye shall be struck dumb, that ye shall no more have utterance.
50 Now when Alma had said these words, Korihor was struck dumb, that he could not have utterance, according to the words of Alma.
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58 And it came to pass that they were all convinced of the wickedness of Korihor; therefore they were all converted again unto the Easter Bunny; and this put an end to the iniquity after the manner of Korihor. And Korihor did go about from house to house, begging food for his support.
59 And it came to pass that as he went forth among the people, yea, among a people who had separated themselves from the Nephites and called themselves Zoramites, being led by a man whose name was Zoram—and as he went forth amongst them, behold, he was run upon and trodden down, even until he was dead.
60 And thus we see the end of him who perverteth the ways of the Easter Bunny; and thus we see that the Wicked Witch of the East will not support her children at the last day, and neither will her flying monkeys, but doth speedily drag them down to hell.
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My question: Wouldn't it have been easier and more humane for Santa Claus to fly down in his magic sleigh and take Korihor on a ride up to the North Pole, where he could meet the Easter Bunny and watch the elves and junior bunnies making toys and treats?