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Mother Who Knows
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Date: April 01, 2019 05:33PM
You inspired me! I have planned my Annual Resignation Party!
It will be a beach party, in the summer.
On a Sunday, of course, afternoon into nighttime
Wear swim suits or shorts and tank top
Filp-flops required
Transfer tattoos and face-painting for the kids
A gypsy palm-reader/fortune-teller
Swimming, and surfing, though Satan rules the water.
Card games, poker, bingo
Bring your dogs
MENU (un-blessed food)
Iced tea, beer, fruit juice, sangria
Barbecued ribs—with my friend’s special booze-y barbecue sauce.
Baked beans made with beer
Tangy potato salad
Fresh fruits in season
Fresh tossed green vegetable salad
Home-made ice cream
Soda pop is a Utah Mormon obsession, so just fruit juice for the kids.
No funeral potatoes (LOL), no jell-o, no Kool-Aid, no recipes with lard or crisco, no gooey donuts or frosted cupcakes, no white bread, no corn. (Where I was raised in CA, corn was something we fed to livestock, and was not for human consumption.)
Except for corn chips with the salsa.
None of that green jello and whipped cream mixture with the marshmallows, that Mormons call “salad.”
Bonfire singing, dancing, kissing, telling jokes (no testimonies)
OK, we gotta have s’mores—that’s not a Mormon recipe.