This year's April Fools Day will cause pranks to be played on millions of gullible and trusting individuals around the world ~

Save the Fools United (STFU) is a leading independent organization creating lasting change in the lives of April Fools Day prank victims in need ~

Some facts:

2019 pre-April 1st sales of plastic dog poo reached an all time high ~

Thousands of toilet bowls were covered in clear plastic wrap ~

Hundreds of people spent the day with dark circles around their eyes because someone had them look through binoculars with shoe polish on the eyepieces ~

All around the world Goldfish languished in office water coolers ~

Loyal Americans became outraged over announced plans that Taco Bell purchased the Liberty Bell and renamed it the “Taco Bell Liberty Bell” ~

Others were tricked into believing that Ford purchased the Lincoln Memorial and renamed it the “Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial” ~

Our UK brothers and sisters were shocked by the news that the hands on Big Ben will be replaced with a digital clock ~

Left-handed people walked into Burger King and request their new “left-handed Whopper” ~

Boy Scouts needlessly trudged from camp to camp asking to borrow “smoke shifters” and “sky hooks” ~

iPhone users wasted precious time searching for the new “smell-a-phone” and “smell-a-vision” apps ~

Canadian schools and businesses were disrupted because of reports of a government mandate to switch to “metric time” of 100-second minutes, 100-minute hours and 10-hour days ~

Traffic jams occurred in the world’s major cities as reporters relayed stories about “kangaroo sightings”, “flying flocks of migrating penguins”, or “gravity waves” ~

¿What can be done ? ~

When April Fools Day pranks strike around the world, Save the Fools United (STFU) is there to help with calendars, information and cleaning supplies ~

STFU is a non-profit corporation entirely supported by concerned individuals like you ~

STFU is always challenged to increase its efforts to provide for the many desperate April Fools Day prank victims who reach out for help ~

Recognized for a commitment to accountability, innovation and collaboration, the work of STFU takes it into the heart of communities, where they help April Fools Day prank victims help themselves ~

If you are interested in supporting STFU with a financial contribution, they accept online donations and offer several optional levels of support ~

* - Your gift of $10 will provide a calendar to five witless dupes ~

* - Your gift of $25 will provide text messages and email alerts to ten potential prank victims reminding them it is April Fools Day ~

* - Your gift of $50 will provide an unsuspecting mark with an electronic bull-chip detector ~

* - Your gift of $100 will buy large amounts of cleaning supplies to help victims recover from the aftermath of a prank ~

Your donations will help alleviate the suffering and panic around the world caused by widespread disinformation and hoaxes every April Fools Day ~

Whatever level of support you choose, you can count on Save the Fools United (STFU) to use your donation wisely ~

It is a mission of mercy ~

Thank you for supporting STFU ~

And in other April 1st news, Utah Senator Mitt Romney announced that he has convinced Donald Trump to take the missionary lessons!

Oh Ziller, thank you so much for letting me know that STFU exists.

I for one was sure that Taco Bell had really purchased those rights, and am still struggling to reconcile my cognitive dissonance over learning it was just...another...April Fool!!!

No fool like an old fool.
Remember that fools rush in.
Worst case is a fool in love.

--theCaf-Fool, guilty as charged!

Does STFU offer support to members of the military? Several sailors have been sent to find "Sound-powered phone batteries," "ChemLight batteries," "Fallopian tubes," and some have received bruises when told to get an "Engineering punch."