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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: April 06, 2019 09:47PM
Best line about conference ever

Two teenage boys are ahead of me at a local burger joint.

Kid 1. "Weren't we supposed to go to that priesthood thing tonight?"

Kid 2. "Ya, but if it was important we'd be able to watch it later on Hulu."

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: April 06, 2019 10:24PM
Re: Best line about conference ever

Years ago (when I was still somewhat of a believer) I was in a home improvement store during Saturday morning conference, when I ran into a fellow ward member. I said “shouldn’t we be watching conference?” He replied “that’s why I have a DVR......maybe next time, I should set it.”

We both laughed and went our separate ways.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 06, 2019 11:10PM
Re: Best line about conference ever

the GAs know EXACTLY the audience that they're playing to, and don't care about the others. period.

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