If the head Mormon represents Mormon women as well as men couldn't he have been channeling a female in his speaking?

It could add an even less reproachable aspect to excuses for prophetic problems.

The Wendy whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the policy, and I did speak.

I can't see them going on Ru Paul's Drag Race any time soon.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._Morris_Young

Oh yes, I'm aware of [whatever the appropriate pronoun is]. Young was BY's probably helped him escape trouble.

They will have a woman speaking as a man before they have a transgendered woman speaking as a woman.

Women don't have the special antenna to receive God-signals.

Women apparently are required of a prophet and it doesn't look to be a "limited liability" arrangement.

"Everlasting priesthood principles, laws, and powers depend upon our partnership."
https://www.lds.org/general-conference/1987/10/lessons-from-eve?lang=eng

dagny Wrote:
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> Women don't have the special antenna to receive
> God-signals.


Can they see the Bat-Signal?

Is that what Mormon men are calling their junk these days?

Men only have the antennae (between their legs) that God sends signals to...

Further confirming my personal theory God is gay.

What else could they speak as?

* A donkey.
* A pterodactyl.
* An extraterrestrial
* A concert pianist.
* A ballerina.
* A North Korean general.
* A weighing machine.
* Steve Jobs' disembodied soul.

Jordan Wrote:
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> * An extraterrestrial

No, that is their God.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Jordan Wrote:
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> > * An extraterrestrial
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> No, that is their God.

Technically you're right. :D

Theologically, Mormons have more in common with this guy than regular mainstream Christianity.

http://www.sitchin.com/

Oooh, Jordan I would be most interested in following revelations from the pterodactyl. :)

All Things to be restored.

Prophetess? We're still waiting.

Women got to vote only in the 20th Century. Mormonism is a 19th Century hold over.

I must add Sheri Dew to the current "prophet"'s ability to "speak as a woman."


"While in Uruguay during his South American ministery tour, President Russell M. Nelson had an extensive interview with Sergio Rubin, Pope Francis’ official biographer. During this interview, the two discussed the Rome Italy Temple, mass shootings, the growth of the Church, polygamy, abortion, same-sex attraction, and much more. During the conversation, the status of women in the Church also arose. Sarah Jane Weaver from the Church News recently wrote about this question and President Nelson's inspired response.
“Many churches are ruled by men, at the exclusion of women,” said Mr. Rubin. “Is this the case for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?”

“Well,” said President Nelson, “you should talk to a woman about that.”
President Nelson then turned and looked at Sheri Dew, executive vice president of Deseret Management Corporation, the CEO of Deseret Book Company, and former Relief Society general presidency member.
“Can you help with this answer about the role of women in the Church?” he asked her. He motioned her into camera range."
http://www.ldsliving.com/President-Nelson-s-Incredible-Response-When-a-Journalist-Asked-If-the-Church-Excludes-Women/s/89763