And for reasons unknown, they totally hated gold! The righteous could leave their gold plates lying around without having to worry that they'd be stolen.
Gadiantons also stole and consumed every last grain of wheat, all the oats and other old world crops that Nephi and etc brought to the new world. Dang thieves.
Perhaps Joseph was a forward thinker. These conditions were forming in the early 19th century, giving rise to the robber barons of the late 19th. But he was 19th century enough to not see their benefits. Most Bezos haters still shop Amazon.
Maybe Joseph was killed by a secret combination. There seemed to be a lot of that going around.
Can BoM stories be spun as faith-promoting yet mythological? Can Mormonism be “fixed”? I think not, unless it’s “fixed” in the veterinary sense.
Apparently the original plans for City Creek Mall were drafted by the nephites, but those darn thieves stole them. Poor church members had to wait some 1700 years for Monson to restore the plans and now are able to celebrate greatness at their mall.
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Dagnabbit, they stole cureloms morning, noon, and night! Good thing those rascally robbers ain't around no more, or they'd mess with my herd of pack cureloms.
And me and the boys would need to fix up a necktie party for 'em.
The Gadiantons had secret handshakes and tokens. They demanded a tithe from their victims. It was the Gadiantons who invented the MLM concept, in which consumers are tricked into believing themselves to be distributors. They are an especially sneaky people.
babyloncansuckit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 2. What kind of stuff did they steal? Arrowheads? > Stone knives? Loin cloths?