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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 03:29PM

I have some questions:

1. Was kleptomania common among America’s native peoples?

2. What kind of stuff did they steal? Arrowheads? Stone knives? Loin cloths?

3. Where did they fence their stolen items?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/24/2019 03:30PM by babyloncansuckit.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 04:34PM

What kind of stuff did they steal?

Mostly horses, chariots, and coins.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:17PM

And for reasons unknown, they totally hated gold! The righteous could leave their gold plates lying around without having to worry that they'd be stolen.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 07:10PM

The Nephites made their coins out of chocolate. That’s why none have ever been found. Lamanites also have a sweet tooth.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 04:46PM

What does "gadianton" mean, anyway ? It it a place ?

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 04:57PM

ziller can confirm ~


ziller's loin cloth is missing ~

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:00PM

I only wear my leopardskin loincloth with a tool belt.



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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:44PM

Were you in that 1970s disco group?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 09:08PM

Wasn't he the ”M”?

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:01PM

By "horses", of course, you really mean tapirs or deer or something ;-)

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:06PM

Bible scripture, masonic rituals and other men's wives.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:31PM

Gadiantons also stole and consumed every last grain of wheat, all the oats and other old world crops that Nephi and etc brought to the new world. Dang thieves.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 05:46PM

They also ate all those steel swords and Jaredite elephants!

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 08:36PM

The Gadianton robbers were not written as petty thieves or gangs.

Think of them as a combination of Masons, mafia and pirates.

They used their "secret combination" to control goverments and commerce.

Eventually they became a nation unto themselves forcing the Nephites into seiges in their various cities while the controlled the country side.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 25, 2019 04:40AM

Perhaps Joseph was a forward thinker. These conditions were forming in the early 19th century, giving rise to the robber barons of the late 19th. But he was 19th century enough to not see their benefits. Most Bezos haters still shop Amazon.

Maybe Joseph was killed by a secret combination. There seemed to be a lot of that going around.

Can BoM stories be spun as faith-promoting yet mythological? Can Mormonism be “fixed”? I think not, unless it’s “fixed” in the veterinary sense.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: August 24, 2019 11:00PM

Apparently the original plans for City Creek Mall were drafted by the nephites, but those darn thieves stole them. Poor church members had to wait some 1700 years for Monson to restore the plans and now are able to celebrate greatness at their mall.



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Posted by: Curelom Joe ( )
Date: August 25, 2019 12:12AM

Dagnabbit, they stole cureloms morning, noon, and night! Good thing those rascally robbers ain't around no more, or they'd mess with my herd of pack cureloms.

And me and the boys would need to fix up a necktie party for 'em.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 01:33PM

The Gadiantons had secret handshakes and tokens. They demanded a tithe from their victims. It was the Gadiantons who invented the MLM concept, in which consumers are tricked into believing themselves to be distributors. They are an especially sneaky people.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 02:21PM

Yeah, but did they have great and spacious buildings?

They probably had giant caves where they stored their treasures and records.

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Posted by: Beavishead ( )
Date: August 26, 2019 06:16PM

babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> 2. What kind of stuff did they steal? Arrowheads?
> Stone knives? Loin cloths?

Artwork. Where do you think all the relics went?

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