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Since I'm told I'm rude by using this word as a noun (he of the book who can't be named), I wonder about its usage in other forms?
I'm laughing cause Rusty "Peter Priesthood" Pan wielding his Tinker Ball point pen has tried to wash off the adjective usage and anoint everything with his big Christus. It just can't happen.
I still call MoTab, well, MoTab. And as a verb I'm sure Mormon has been used. Mormonize this and that.
But what are other uses?
I'd love to work Mormon as an adjective into conversations.
I'm laughing cause Rusty "Peter Priesthood" Pan wielding his Tinker Ball point pen has tried to wash off the adjective usage and anoint everything with his big Christus. It just can't happen.
I still call MoTab, well, MoTab. And as a verb I'm sure Mormon has been used. Mormonize this and that.
But what are other uses?
I'd love to work Mormon as an adjective into conversations.
Certain things just couldn't be changed like Mormon Battion, Mormon Cricket, Mormon Trail.
Quite a few book contain Mormon in their titles. Many are out of print and the church will just have to deal with it.
Of course Mormonism itself means all the branches of well Mormonism.
Of course no one is talking about renaming the Melchizedek priesthood to "The priesthood after the order of the son of God" which according to mormons is its original name. People called it the Melchizedek priesthood in deference to avoiding vain repetition of the name of God.
Quite a few book contain Mormon in their titles. Many are out of print and the church will just have to deal with it.
Of course Mormonism itself means all the branches of well Mormonism.
Of course no one is talking about renaming the Melchizedek priesthood to "The priesthood after the order of the son of God" which according to mormons is its original name. People called it the Melchizedek priesthood in deference to avoiding vain repetition of the name of God.
A woman chasing bishop is a mormonizer.
I love it. It so fits with their founder.
"He'll mormon your butt until you beg for mercy!"
Q: "How mormon is she?"
A: "She is so mormon she wears a bra cup on each shoulder!"
"If he sees you drinking coffee or a beer, he'll go full mormon on yer ass!"
"Nothing but mormon kisses from that gal; she's saving the French kisses till after some guy takes her to the temple."
"She said that she only mormon-dates, meaning no hands below the waist.
Q: "How mormon is she?"
A: "She is so mormon she wears a bra cup on each shoulder!"
"If he sees you drinking coffee or a beer, he'll go full mormon on yer ass!"
"Nothing but mormon kisses from that gal; she's saving the French kisses till after some guy takes her to the temple."
"She said that she only mormon-dates, meaning no hands below the waist.
elderolddog Wrote:
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> "Nothing but mormon kisses from that gal; she's
> saving the French kisses till after some guy takes
> her to the temple."
LOL! Mormon kisses are like butterfly kisses where the butterflies cant' land or nose kisses where they can't touch.
Basically a hug.
"She told my cousin that she had fun, but she was sure I wouldn’t want to go out with her again. It had not even occurred to me that she might think I’d be upset at her for turning her head. She went on to explain to my cousin that she just didn’t believe in kissing on the first date. That was a moment of change in my life."
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/new-era/2001/06/speaking-of-kissing?lang=eng
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> "Nothing but mormon kisses from that gal; she's
> saving the French kisses till after some guy takes
> her to the temple."
LOL! Mormon kisses are like butterfly kisses where the butterflies cant' land or nose kisses where they can't touch.
Basically a hug.
"She told my cousin that she had fun, but she was sure I wouldn’t want to go out with her again. It had not even occurred to me that she might think I’d be upset at her for turning her head. She went on to explain to my cousin that she just didn’t believe in kissing on the first date. That was a moment of change in my life."
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/new-era/2001/06/speaking-of-kissing?lang=eng
"...till after some guy takes her to the temple."
Celestial kisses - the kind that give you a new name and mono. I can't tell you how many Mormons I knew who got mono after marriage.
Celestial kisses - the kind that give you a new name and mono. I can't tell you how many Mormons I knew who got mono after marriage.