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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 07:30PM

...or anywhere else for that matter???

After all...Joseph Smith, the Prophet and Seer of the Lord, has done more, save Jesus only, for the salvation of men in this world, than any other man...including even Holy Mary Mother of God!!!

I find it odd that he hasn't made himself known to more of Humanity by appearing in profile as a stain on a wall of a hut in some South American or African village.

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 07:34PM

Something that reminded me of Joe appeared in my toilet this morning.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 07:36PM

Holy Mary, Mother of ghawd who suckled Baby Jesus, you're right!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 08:07PM

This event wasn't an appearance but still it reminded me of Joseph.
While I was hiking, something stuck to the bottom of my shoe. As I was scraping it off I thought for just a moment that there was treasure hidden there, but the treasure slipped away.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 05:03AM


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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 10:27PM

Wow [|]...now that's an aquiline...I humbly stand corrected!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 08:36AM


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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 01:57PM

The sphinx is a bit of an over-do, don't you think? They could have done the Egyptian god Min with Smith's head, complete with Min's erection.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 01:55PM

Wow. I'm convinced.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 08:51PM

in b 4 ~ OPie is not worthy enough to recognize the likeness ~


re: sinning somehow ~


plz repeant OPie ~

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 10:45PM

JS's likeness easily could have appeared on a tortilla or a tree, but if the person dealing with the tortilla, or viewing the tree, was never Mormon (and/or never lived in a Mormon-predominant area), then the likeness would be meaningless to them.

Considering the number of tortillas made and consumed in the United States (or Mexico, etc.), or the number of trees in the United States (or Mexico, etc.), it's not surprising that--even if it DID happen, not only one time, but potentially thousands of times--no one would recognize this as an unusual occurrence.

[The same would apply to a native of Africa, or of South America.]



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 09/25/2019 10:49PM by Tevai.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 11:35PM

As the patron saint of cum stains, JS is more likely to show up on a mattress.

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: September 25, 2019 11:59PM

likenesses on toast and one that appeared in a cappuccino were not Mother Mary. They were images showing Joseph Smith wearing a hoodie, which was something he wore whenever he wanted to sneak out to a barn somewhere to meet a young lady to whom he had offered a chance to earn exaltation and eternal life. It was a crude hoodie of his own make, but usually effective, except for that one time when he went out to the barn to help Fanny earn exaltation and eternal life.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 12:13AM

WHY NOT THE REAL JOE?

Has(n't) he been resurrected by now?

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 12:19AM

Because the Mormons and exmormons have NO clue what Joes likeness is.

The Mormon church has had him and Jesus looking like every one from Sylvester Stallone to Lady Gaga.

Nobody can seem to determine Joes likeness on any of their dogs butts either. There's just too much confusion about who is who and what is what.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 08:20AM

http://gilgalgarden.org/the-sphinx/

About a block east of Trolley Square in downtown SLC. It didn't just appear. It had a little help from Joe's friends, but still magical in an OMG WTF sort of way,

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 08:29AM

So let it be written. So let it be done.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 12:30PM

Because truth flies
Bullshit dies



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2019 12:31PM by thedesertrat1.

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 12:59PM

Wow. And here I thought only mud fences were ugly!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 03:28PM

You would need to consult this to find the "true" likeness.

https://rsc.byu.edu/out-print/joseph-smith-portraits-search-prophets-likeness

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: September 26, 2019 07:17PM

Someone needs a toaster that puts his image on it and give it as temple wedding gift.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2019 07:18PM by lapsed2.

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