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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 24, 2019 03:11PM
Anyone have Urim and Thummim/ˈ(y)o͝orim,o͞oˈrēm and ˈTHəmim,to͞oˈmēm/?

Anyone speak Reformed Easily Ripped Off by Religion Con?

I occasionally get these emails because of, I believe, my BYU degree. Lucky me.

But this one is one of the more interesting ones. First it is for a contract company. All the others were direct hire and the email was with a recruiting company.

And then there is this statement - "work-life balance is crazy"??? Well, yeah, I would have to go to church. That would really hit my work life balance in tipping it over.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (REMOTE)


Hi Robert,

My name is [New Name Aaron *not his real name] and I am helping the Church to fill some hard to fill positions.

If you've been thinking of a new opportunity I'd love to talk to you.

PERKS:
2-year contract o
Full benefits
High Pay...and it's REMOTE
PTO
Paid Holidays
work-life balance is crazy

interested? give me a call

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Posted by: macaRomney ( )
Date: October 24, 2019 07:33PM
Re: Anyone have Urim and Thummim/ˈ(y)o͝orim,o͞oˈrēm and ˈTHəmim,to͞oˈmēm/?

The funny thing about working for the church lately is that either you've got to be the brainy type with a b.sh. degree and kind of geeky, or a woman that knows how to be deferential to men with all the right looks of course. Some get in for brains some for you know what. The bretheren are dirty old...

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Posted by: stillanon ( )
Date: October 24, 2019 09:22PM
Re: Anyone have Urim and Thummim/ˈ(y)o͝orim,o͞oˈrēm and ˈTHəmim,to͞oˈmēm/?

Damn, I read your title too fast. I thought you were asking if anyone had Uma Thurman. Never mind!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 25, 2019 01:43PM
Re: Anyone have Urim and Thummim/ˈ(y)o͝orim,o͞oˈrēm and ˈTHəmim,to͞oˈmēm/?

I would love to hear about that. She is on my top 5 list.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 26, 2019 03:00PM
Re: Anyone have Urim and Thummim/ˈ(y)o͝orim,o͞oˈrēm and ˈTHəmim,to͞oˈmēm/?

I used to call them the Urine and Summon. Seems fitting, on account of Joe Smith was taking the piss.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 28, 2019 11:07AM
ADULT

How about Urine and Semen? Golden showers followed by marrying your wife for a roll in the hay once or twice.

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