https://biblehub.com/luke/21-18.htm

"On average, each hair grows 12.5 millimeters per month. So, over a lifetime, that's about 12 meters of hair! Almost the length of an American school bus."
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-skin-blood-saliva-does-body-make-lifetime-2019-10

Hopefully you can fly because walking around with that coifed will be a literal pain in your resurrected neck.

What about the resurrected crotch?

And is ear hair part of the eternal scheme of things?

I'm changing my super secret temple name to "Shaggy."

Please don't tell anyone....its secret!

...the mind is a terrible thing to waste.


https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fb.vimeocdn.com%2Fts%2F642%2F508%2F64250858_640.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.”

And here I always thought that the church just hated long hair, but now I see what's behind this deep seated dogma.....they hate school buses!

Come on folks, let's not ignore fingernails!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XciqkoMFUW0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84DQ6AYB30

Very handy for all the catfights on "Real Housewives of Kolob."

How long would your nose hair be ?

My resurrected head. That is one weird image.

Say that out loud. "MY RESURRECTED HEAD." Say it a few times. Does that feel a bit weird to anyone else besides me? Because the image I got was just of the head. My own undead head with Rapunzelly, bus length hair.

That would be a great metal band name, btw.

ptbarnum Wrote:
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> My resurrected head. That is one weird image.

> That would be a great metal band name, btw.

"Hair Bus" is another.

I texted my son (a drummer with long hair) both suggestions, he loved them.

It will therefore be left to each individual to accessorize with hair as he or she sees fit. Same with fingernails.

Telestial and Terrestrial Kingdom inhabitants will not have genitalia, hair follicles or fingernail growing substrates. They will therefore go without or can buy approved wigs and other accessories at the "Kingdom Commissary". They'll all start out like bald Ken and Barbie dolls, but the selection of different wigs and accessories at the commissary outlets is quite large, so much fun and individuality can be expressed for at least 2 or 3 millennia.

CK inhabitants will be able to command their own hair and nails to grow in any color and to any length desired. I have it on good information from a reliable source that in other Celestial Kingdoms in other God Systems the "Unicorn" hairstyle has been a frequent favorite.

Wally Prince Wrote:
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> Telestial and Terrestrial Kingdom inhabitants will
> not have genitalia, hair follicles or fingernail
> growing substrates.
>
> CK inhabitants will be able to command their own
> hair and nails to grow in any color and to any
> length desired.

I thought any resurrected human being would have all their hair? CK length control makes sense but TK hair buses will be in constant orgies rubbing their smoothies together and taking orifices stimulations to new heavenly heights?

Smith said we would suicide to get to that party.

It's my understanding that there will indeed be beauticians in the next life. Look at all the temple movies depicting the Celestial Kingdom, and the good looking angels with great hair and manicures. Their robes are very clean and white. The Celestials have many wives and slaves to take care of laundry and such.

me? I'm still deciding if Adam had/has a navel...

Does it have hair in it? Does contemplating Adam's navel or lack thereof produce blessings?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SNhWN0ietVw



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