I know this thread will be tempting, but PLEASE, let's start off with the minor items, OK?


here are my starters:

since it's a World-Wide church, let's GO METRIC!
OUT with ounces, pounds, inches-feet, and miles,
IN with Kg, Kilometers, meters, centimeters, etc.


also: let's do 24 hour time: 1:30 pm > 1330, no more nasty colons!!

For foreign locations, add the + or - GMT for Further Light & Knowledge!

your suggestions include.... ?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/23/2019 12:56PM by GNPE.

Please include ditching Daylight Saving Time OR Standard Time. One or the other PLEASE!!!! Back and forth is killing me. The reason for DST has long since ended. Evidence shows that many people die from the stress of having to adapt to a different time twice each year.

When I was a kid they passed (USA) a law saying we were switching to metric. We all had lessons in school to teach us the new standard. I caught on instantly and was all for it. Then some lunk headed politician proposed that life as we knew it and our whole economy would end with metric so the law was repealed.

Why do lunk heads have so much power?

I'd respond to you, but you didn't start with an opening prayer...

Oh sweet Jesus, how art thou? We bumbly bow our heads in thy direction in humidity and thank thee for the many blessings that we receive but have no idea what they are. We solomonly ask for reverences of the holy kind to abide with us in our abodes as we worship thee hence forth and forlornly. Give us not our sins but deliver us a pepperoni pizza with bread sticks and diet cokes. In the namea Jesus, amen.

No member can be counted as a true and faithful servant unless they buy something from Deseret Book at least once a month. And yes Deseret Book online store does count.

> no more nasty colons!!

At their age, people need to worry about nasty colons.

Rusty has been the butt of more than a few jokes on this forum, but LW, I believe you've topped them all!

High praise, Shinehah. High praise.

I haven’t been there, but the inside of Rusty’s colon looks like the Celestial Room at the SLC temple.

Hey, if you live there you might as well spruce up the place.

I was thinking more like the Carlsbad Caverns at dusk, if you know what I mean.

With the size of Rusty’s head, still a tight fit.

Please for the love of gawd, let Wendy guide Rusty's flashlight pen to reveal the one true method of dispensating toilet papers. Does it roll off of the front of the roll, for does it roll off of the back of the roll. Shirley, there must be a righteous way and a wrong way.

Also, since we are starting with the minor things first, what does gawd think about shower curtains? Is a transparent shower curtain of the devil? I had one with fishes on it but they washed off in the washing machine and now it's just opaque and almost see through. I can't see myself through it because I'm always on the inside when it's pulled shut, but if the neighbors happened to wander in, they would see me. I dunno, perhaps Rusty can shed some light on this.

When I buy the 'Raw & Unfiltered' honey, I get a low-ball feeling of saving the Universe, being good to the environment, etc.

BUT I HAVE TO HEAT IT TO GET IT OUT OF THE BOTTLE...

If I buy my honey processed in those cute little 'bear bottles', it flows like Heaven!


WHICH SHOULD I BUY?

Does Russ have any non-kinky uses for his lighted pen ?

I'm curious--do they sell lighted pens at Deseret Book? If anyone happens to be cornered into going into one of those stores, please see if they do.