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Or so it seems to me...

I bet tithing vending machines would be highly successful in Utah.

"When I was paid, though, it was always in checks or larger bills. I’d say to myself, “Oh, I’ll pay my tithing later when I get some smaller bills.” But as time kept ticking away, I fell into a bad routine. Once I got smaller bills, I’d decide that I needed a drink or something out of a vending machine at school, and I’d spend the smaller bills."
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/youth/article/tithing-first?lang=eng

Just like giving spare change you know!

signs & tokens machines. Some of their popularity may be due to the novelty of having to walk into the inside of the machines to get your signs and tokens instead of waiting outside the machines for the machines to dispense the desired items to you.

Those signs & tokens machines also double as gullibility-test machines so you get double the value.

I would think that condom machines would do well. I am sure there are many who need them that would not want to be seen buying them.

I've never heard of condom machines. I thought I was just chewing bad tasting gum.

I’d love to see the day when they endorse condom machines, got to keep those spirit children coming

I like the Mormon machines you put money in to "give" an item you never see to a person you never see. They really have those.

...nothing new under the sun.

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