My 88-year-old father just told me he was considering buying a T-shirt he found on internet emblazoned with the slogan:

"I'm sorry I upset you. Next time I'll try not to be right."

Its usefulness in debates with some mormons was immediately clear to me.

Anyone else got any other comebacks/T-shirt slogans which might be similarly useful in debates with obscurantists?

Another one my father likes (and has) is:

"The great thing about science is: it works even if you don't believe in it"

Have a great weekend

Tom in Paris

I’m thinking of a slogan that would garner a good deal of attention...


      TOM
      in
     PARIS

  Bushy-haired
      REBEL
  with a cause



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2019 09:55AM by elderolddog.

You know I love you, Elderolddog. I used the word "obscurantist" just for you, as I know you're a lover of language(s).

I've nearly finished the available bits of your exciting novel "The RfM Murders" and I'm enjoying it immensely. Can we hope to see more?

Yeah. Where's the rest of the story?

A more truthful version of your excellent slogan would be

Bushy-haired Rebel
with a cause (but no effect)

:-D

Isn't "The Cause with no Effect" one of ghawd's more obscure titles?

Or was it "The Effect with no Cause"? What a mysterious being!

   HUMBLE!
  and with
 good reason

Do you really, honestly believe American Indians are Israelites?

Would my Patriarch lie and then sign his name to it?

You never saw a menorah with eagle feathers?

I'm sorry to have been rude by not answering the door, next time I'll be sure not to be home.

Excuse me, I didn't mean to talk while you were butting in.

Exactly what belief's of yours am I required to believe?

If wickedness was never happiness, why am I so eff'ing happy?

The good thing about Satan is, he can only harm you if you believe in him.

The nice thing about having a living prophet is, you never have to think for yourself.

The glory of god is is knowing you can be stupid and still be considered smart.

Remind me again, what's the question I should have asked?

Now those are what I call "Golden Questions."

> The nice thing about having a living prophet is,
> you never have to think for yourself.

Love it.

When the prophet has spoken
The thinking is done.
But not the billing.

Ha!

Want to know more about gods never changing gospel? Ask the people that used to be known as Mormons.

All you really need to know is that someone else knows all you really need to know.

I just want an EX-MORMON DRINKING TEAM t shirt

I think this may be a paraphrase of something another poster put up weeks ago, but I like it:

"If they can convince you coffee is a sin, they can convince you of anything."

TRUTH
"I don't know that we teach that"

was wearing a "You Need Jesus" t-shirt when he came to my house. I didn't know what to say. I did tip him, but really? I was speechless.

My main T-shirt message is a blank T-shirt. I don't do billboards.

Something about magic underwear and protection or lack of it.
Anything about the church that they would be embarrassed to bring up.