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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 11:16AM

So Mormon women are hound dogged.

"Women are given the opportunity to pray in the meetings of the Church and also speak in meetings on the local and general level of the Church."
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics/women-in-the-church?lang=eng

http://wordsolver.net/definition#!q=dogged

Just don't go chasing white temple rabbits you high-priestesses.

"Elvis sang, You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine. Hound dogs never actually catch the rabbits they chase. Like the term chasing rabbits implies, they simply get sidetracked from achieving their goals and instead, become mired in the depression of negative thinking."
http://topachievement.com/rogerreece.html

Whenever that desire bubbles up in you - just knead your head.

One man makes you ponder, and one man makes you bawl
And the ones the brethren give you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Wendy, when she's eating at the mall
And if you go wearing habits, and you know you're g's will crawl
Tell 'em a hokey-talking caterwauler has given you a call
And call Wendy, when she is in a stall
When the men in the temple board get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of blessing, and your mind is moving slow
Go ask Wendy, I think she'll know
When logic and inspiration have fallen floppy dead
And the white horse is walking backwards
And the dead men scoff with your head
Remember what the doormat said
Knead your head, Knead your head

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 11:23AM

Bravo!

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Posted by: ptbarnum ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 11:42AM

Oh no, you've given me an earworm!
Lol that's ok.
Knead your heaaaadddd

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 12:44PM

Better than "Beat your head" I guess against the temple wall.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 01:50PM

That’s what I call Grace.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 04:05PM

Right! Very, very Slick!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 05:24PM

Rock of Ages. Dad jokes aged.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: January 07, 2020 11:37PM

Not what I wanted. I just wanted my family to be together. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:01AM

There is a whole "ecosystem" of belief surround their "forever family" promises. The leaders use it to anoint(second times a Jupitar Talisman) themselves to be godlike in their governance of it.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:27AM

Become a doormat.
Forgive quickly.
Serve wherever you can.
Study the scriptures and gain a testimony

http://www.mormonwomenstand.com/feeling-left-church-try-6-things/

Suppress your feelings of rejection in favor of cultivating a holily than thou position and out spiritual the people keeping you in a corner.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 06:47PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 06:50PM

Mansions in their heaven over people with fellowship. Suffer as a pariah for your greater glory.

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:51AM

I know. They said I was a king, but what they meant was that I was a king of the toilet that I had to clean the next day.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 08, 2020 11:52AM

Only anointed to become such. You need the second anointing to be a king.

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Posted by: dumbmormons ( )
Date: January 11, 2020 06:16PM

A good one from Elvis Presley. Yes, he actually sang it this way and was laughing so hard he couldn't finish it.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day

When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

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