Posted by:
schrodingerscat
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Date: March 29, 2020 06:45PM
...I had no idea this Global Pandemic would cause your $100 Billion stock portfolio to take such a hit!
OK so you talked all these stupid sheep into fasting today I hear, Jesus! So they're going to cough up the dough, right? I mean, they should be able to swallow that pill! I mean, they swallowed hard on the whole Joseph's Myth thing, right? Lol, Don't worry about the body count doubling every two days now, we are gonna have a huge welcome home party for Jesus, once I send my boy back again! You should see him now, he looks just like Brad Pitt, only blonder, with bluer eyes! Chicks are gonna dig him!"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/29/2020 06:49PM by schrodingerscat.