1. Continue to make coffee drinking sinful.
2. Ask the youth to reveal personal details about their lives.
3. Insist that men have to wear suits with white shirts and women modest dresses to church.
4. Encourage everyone to address each other as brother and sister...

No sex outside of marriage is going to take it up the ..., unless the powers that be allow for internet weddings!

A TBM just told me his heart was broken because he and his fiancé now were getting married civilly in a virtual ceremony because the temples were now closed. (SIGH) They were broken-hearted.

They know that throughout all Eternity other ghawds are going to throw this in their faces!

Plus when it comes to getting extra wives, this is really going to count against him!

They should just part ways now ...



I’m sure glad my first marriage was in the temple, and then consummated on the holy ground of the temple parking lot!



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elderolddog Wrote:
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> They know that throughout all Eternity other
> ghawds are going to throw this in their faces!

Brilliant!

> I’m sure glad my first marriage was in the
> temple, and then consummated on the holy ground of
> the temple parking lot!

In the backseat of your Gremlin, no doubt.

> In the backseat of your Gremlin, no doubt.

You are a cruel man, BYUB!

Burnt-orange Gremlin with racing stripes...

How many TBM women are face palming because they settled for some temple worthy loser? They could have just waited.

5. Have the most devoted wear weird undies.

Especially on their honeymoons to tropical islands!

Oops, meant for The Dawg...

Confess, you used to put salt in the water, didn’t you?



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Did you know that when people are starving, they won’t wait for the bread and water to be blessed?

Expecting members to clean public toilets (that might have deadly diseases growing). This can't be sanitary, It should require credentials and pay.

Make sure the boys know when they go to bed at night they still need to tie one hand to the bedpost and keep a BoM in the other.
Or they can imagine themselves in a tub of worms and eating them. Or they can get up and make a sandwich if that doesn't work.

They still have Oaks and Bednar for the guilt factor but it is such a shame Mark E. Petersen isn't around any more with his creative ideas to keep young men from being normal.

I was taught to sing We Thank Thee Oh God for a Prophet in the shower. Funny how all my roommates were singing it too...hmmmm....

Call 18 year old males your "elders."

About the white shirts. I quit wearing them about ten years ago.
I informed the powers that be if they didn't like that I would just not attend any more. "End of discussion" I still attended as long as my wife was alive