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Posted by: Phil ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:03PM

I'm no longer going to attend church and perhaps even the Temple. I hope you people are happy now.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:06PM

If you're happy, I'm happy! If you're not happy, I hope you become happy.

So there

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:38PM

Maybe coronavirus is the devil's doing, to frustrate ghawd's orderly plan of salvation!?

Bummer that ghawd seems to be helpless and if so, I don't see the mormon fast being of any use. Poor Jesus!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:42PM

Jesus needs an update. Seems to be the only one who doesn't understand the importance of reinventing himself.

Being the same yesterday, today, and forever. How does one not die of boredom.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:39PM

I'm happy now, Phil.

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Posted by: John Wick ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:40PM

You mentioned "perhaps even the Temple". If you don't attend church regularly they won't renew your temple recommend.Although I never made it to a temple recommend myself that's my understanding.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:46PM

So what you do depends on us ?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 02:54PM

So, when the virus crisis is over, THEN you'll go back.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 03:17PM

Well, that's weird. Why would you think we'd place our happiness on your attendance? What makes you happy?

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 03:23PM

I'd *love* to be able to dictate anyone's actions.

I'd borrow glitter from EOD and fashion a magic wand. Then I'd walk around, "boop boop boop" as I lightly tapped each person on the head, pirouettes added for extra zing.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 03:33PM

Deciding not to attend after they announce the cancellation of all services is all well and good, but kind of redundant. It does make following through on your decision a piece of cake! :)

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 04:12PM

Uh, that's because you can't attend the church or the temple right now, right?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 05:30PM

He must feel so guilty.

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 09:53AM

Glad to see someone caught my drift. Sometimes I think people take all this much too serious.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 04:54PM

Falling activity rates have rebounded, as bishops and ward clerks estimate the percentage of those worshipping at home!

It is being noted that family members who had previosly refused to attend are now doing so!! Covid-19 is a blessing!

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 06:36PM

I left the church thirty years ago, but it wasn't COVID-19 that drove me away. The disease was different then. The disease was false mormon priesthood and priesthood leader exercising of so-called authority which was false and damaging to my life. I got over it, built a healthy resistance to it, and haven't been vexed by it since.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 07:58PM

No comeback from "Phil"? WTF??

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 08:09PM


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 29, 2020 08:20PM


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 10:00AM

Already been mooned.

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 10:03AM

You're welcome.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 10:53AM

My happiness isn't dependent on your church attendance, but I hope you're happy now.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:01PM

Not to downplay your attendance but I'm loving my wife not attending. Our kids and her mom keep getting after her to insist someone brings the sacrament to her and she keeps ignoring them! Yeah!

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:00PM

Would you like to be happier?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 06:01PM

Ouch!

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:06PM

Well isn't everything closed down anyways? I don't think this counts phil.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:10PM

Man. Isn't it going to be great when this is over and you can get back on those pews and be told what to do? Must be hell having to wing it through life trying to be a good person on your own.

And those fascinating talks from pulpit---Every one so different and unique and inspiring! All things we have never heard before. Where else can you learn so much?*

And I can't even imagine the pain of the withdrawal of cleaning the chapel. I feel for you.




*Actually a lot of people here can give you a very long list if it ever comes to that.

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Posted by: Warrior71783 ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:23PM

You are free from cleaning church toilets PHIL as an unpaid janitor. Never look back. Never look back. I actually remembered a memory of sitting on those hard fold-out chairs in a meeting back in the day as a kid. I do not miss it but its amazing what my mind blocked out growing up.

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:15PM

LOL Phil. I thought, "Wait a minute. This is Phil we're talking about."

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 12:17PM

I don't think I get PHIL. Is this serious or a joke or what?

PHIL??

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 02:23PM

You are not of the body you are not of Landry.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 12:55PM

But PHIL !!! Landru has died ! You’ll be reabsorbed !

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 01:12PM

Landru tell us what to do!
I think landru was the first incarnation of the Borg.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 03:38PM

PHIL Wrote:
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> Landru tell us what to do!
> I think landru was the first incarnation of the
> Borg.


If so, then resistance is futile.

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 03:53PM

The peace of Landru be upon you citizen.

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: April 02, 2020 08:42AM

Good for you Phil!

Filler Up.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: April 02, 2020 07:32PM

Actually I don't care what you do. Unless you hurt someone I love

then I care. Then its on.

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