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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 11:59AM

https://www.nytimes.com/article/happy-science-japan-coronavirus-cure.html

When New York went into lockdown last month, emissaries of a religious group called Happy Science showed up in a ghostly Times Square to deliver a peculiar end-of-days gospel. They wore ritual golden sashes and huddled in a semicircle.

“Doomsday may seem to be coming,” a young minister said.

“But the greatest savior,” he continued, “our master, is here on earth.”

One or two passers-by lingered, taking in the gloomy scene. Of the few people who were on the street, most rushed past.

None of this was as haphazard as it seemed.

Happy Science is an enormous and powerful enterprise claiming millions of adherents and tens of thousands of missionary outposts across the world. Secretive, hostile to the media, and structured around a tiered, pay-to-progress system of membership, they’re sometimes called Tokyo’s answer to Scientology.

“To many,” The Japan Times wrote in 2009, “the Happies smell suspiciously like a cult.”


The coronavirus pandemic has proved to be a perfect vehicle for the religion’s apocalyptic themes and esoteric doctrines. Its many, many texts are filled with U.F.O.s, lost continents and demonic warfare; now they detail the supernatural and extraterrestrial origins of the virus.

And in addition to the new DVDs, CDs and books for sale, Happy Science is offering “spiritual vaccines” — for a fee, the faithful can be blessed with a ritual prayer to ward off and cure the disease.

In Times Square, the minister wrapped up his speech with a special incantation. He lifted his arms and chopped them to and fro, shouting as he went. His flock cheered and waved homemade placards.

One read, “Happy Science Knows the Truth!”

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 12:01PM

Religion calling itself science ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 12:37PM

I could probably handle Happy Science math!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Science

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 02:58PM

Happy happy joy joy!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 03:02PM

With apologies to Mark Twain, "Neither Happy, nor Christian, nor a science."

Edit: Christian Scientists charge fees, too: "Pay to pray."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2020 06:23PM by caffiend.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 10:11PM

Did Mary Baker Eddy make the phone call from her coffin ?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: April 16, 2020 10:13PM

In those days there were happy giants in the land. . .

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