Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: May 28, 2020 06:11PM
I thought God was dead. Didn't my parent's generation kill Him? Didn't humanity murder God because He couldn't change with the times? I think God today is an imposture.
I've read people saying that they are praying a lot on social media but I've not seen any miracles recently. I was raised on the axiom that God was alive and well meddling in human affairs and sending angels and messengers and such.
Pah! All pretense and no prescience. One of these days Elon's Tesla is going to collide with God's body and a blackhole will open up and reorganize matter once again to revive God. It's inevitable. How do I know it? I saw a picture once of the solar system and I distinctly remember seeing a tea cup floating out there. That is why I'm not a Mormon. God was a tea drinker. Smith got it wrong. God was saying, "The Word of The Wizen" and that "hot drinks" ARE good for the body.
But alas, God's children eventually grew tired of Him. He was too much of a sky-ability once we landed on the moon.