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Posted by: Valued ( )
Date: June 02, 2020 08:11PM
Just Saw Moses

I just saw Moses parting the Red Sea of peaceful protesters, going to the temple raising the tablets with the sacred words written on them. He is a profit for sure. Or is he Charleston Heston? The God fearing will love this for sure. Cecil B Demille has risen from the dead to capture this momentous event.
(wasn’t Brother Cecil a Mormon or had a friend on the set that was mormon, or we all thought he should have been Mormon?)

The other president (the other profit), Russell M Nelson, must now step aside. You can’t have two presidents that are also prophets?

Put something on your door to indicate you are white (A BYU Idaho sticker could work),so God’s troops will passover your home.

“Praise to the man...hail to the profit”
“Traitors and tyrants now fight him in vain”

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 02, 2020 08:34PM
Re: Just Saw Moses

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 03, 2020 10:09AM
Re: Just Saw Moses

Dave, it was rich, ripe sarcasm (and disdain) aimed at my least favorite golfer who recently took a walk and ended up posing with the word of ghawd held head-high in a pose for limelight’s cameras.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 03, 2020 01:29PM
Re: Just Saw Moses

Ah yes, the messiah arriving in clouds of glory.

'Tis the fulfillment of prophesy, methinks!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 03, 2020 01:30PM
Re: Just Saw Moses

> Put something on your door to indicate you are
> white (A BYU Idaho sticker could work)

Now THAT is a gem.

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