I am so happy!

Thank you, Adam. :)

Oh, and that's a drake. They have that Donald Duck voice.

Thanks so much!

Haha i was just chilling at the park and i saw that duck and i thought about you and thought you might like that. I may bring bread next time. So the drake is the donald duck.

Sometimes ducks choke on bread or they eat so much that they don't eat the things they're supposed to eat.

BUT

Thawed frozen peas are full of niacin which ducks need for healthy bones. If you have a cat, you can see if he'll try cat kibble. I wouldn't buy kibble if you don't happen to have any, though.

Let's name your duck Bob.

Alright i will bring peas to feed him. Thanks for letting me know that.

I will name him Bob boner after the great BYU Boner.

Oh, Jesus. Bob Boner.

Read about the drake phallus. That's all I have to say. Return and report.

Haha like bob the builder but Bob the boner.

I am pretty good with homework assignments. Google is pretty impressive sometimes. It does not know everything as some claim though.

Sounds like the phallis problem is the same problem i have after taking viagra. After 4 hours i have to call for help and it is very embarrassing when the EMTs get here.

Priapism is not all that it's cracked up to be.

This is a great thread :-D

From experience observing the duckpond at my boarding school in the UK, probably in 1976 ;-), I can confirm that a drake's.. errr... apparatus is an impressive feat of engineering which looks like he's really have to screw it in. Duck sex is actually much less sophisticated than that and looks like rape with attempted murder to humans - yet the species endures and thrives :-)

Wishing you all a great week

Tom in Paris who has the day off work :-D

Dude. Don't you get the month of August off?

How are Europeans reacting to the ban of Americans?

And yeah. I'm on a permaculture forum, and there was this knockdown drag-out argument over anthropomorphism and the mating habits of domestic ducks. My POV is don't have too many drakes (one per six ducks is a good ratio), and give them as many kiddie pools as possible so the ladies are buoyant.

You see? There again we observe the superiority of the European educational system (and perhaps the strange preoccupations of British schoolboys).

In the US people spend too much time on the quadratic equation, Manifest Destiny, and American Exceptionalism. So when an American unexpectedly encounters an ithyphallic drake in the wild, it is not uncommon for a heart attack to ensue--which then reveals the flaws in the US healthcare system.

Imagine how much trouble could be avoided if Americans just opted for whatever you lot get up to in your public schools!

No it isn't. Makes you wonder why mormons think being erect 24/7 in heaven for their trillions of wives is an awesome concept. It ain't awesome. There is more to life than just nonstop sex, i'm pretty sure haha.