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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 01:30PM
Is tomorrow the big day?

The day when Jesus comes, according to Lori Vallow. What should I wear?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 01:35PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

It will be a really big shoo.

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Posted by: DaveinTX ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:13PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Wasn't the way that Ed Sullivan pronounced show usually portrayed as "shew?"

And I think I will predict that "the sun will come up tomorrow".......

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:04PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Yup. That was the way Ed said it.

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Posted by: anonculus ( )
Date: July 22, 2020 12:17PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

DaveinTX Wrote:
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> And I think I will predict that "the sun will come
> up tomorrow".......

Betcher bottom dollar!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 01:36PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Your garments, of course!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:00PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

I'll be greeting the day nude; What time zone will even J.H.C. grace First with his presence?

Does Christ have a twitter account?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2020 03:01PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:08PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

I heard the prosecutors are going to file conspiracy of murder charges so Chad and Lori are doomed tomorrow. It can be their own private doomsday.

Ps. I made this up, just hoping.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:02PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

I previously was awarded the concession rights for Christ's Second Coming, ...


but I'm auctioning them off; Who will be the First Bidder, @ how much $$$$ ?

Minimum starting bid is $ 100 B

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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:09PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Crap I just submitted my retirement paperwork. Hope this doesn’t screw it up.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 07:17PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

As long as you have structured your 401(k) payout to last 1000 years, you’ll be fine.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:15PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Wear what you want, but make sure it's flame retardant.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 07:10PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Or pay all that back tithing.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 08:53PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

I have beer and nachos...

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 22, 2020 12:52PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

It's tiiiimmme. Any minute now . . .


Nah.

Maybe put some empty shoes here and there in your neighborhood and then run around desperately calling out your family's names as you look skyward.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 22, 2020 01:34PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsa62d5Ri4

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Posted by: Lowpriest ( )
Date: July 22, 2020 04:33PM
Look busy!! (n/t)


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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: July 24, 2020 04:34PM
Re: Is tomorrow the big day?

Nothing
Jesus

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: July 24, 2020 06:59PM
Did it come and go? Maybe mormon jesus screwed up again (n/t)


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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 24, 2020 07:26PM
Re: Did it come and go? Maybe mormon jesus screwed up again

Apparently it was Invitation Only and even Chad and Lori didn't get an invite. I forgot to RSVP so I guess I'll have to wait for the next one.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 24, 2020 08:56PM
Re: Did it come and go? Maybe mormon jesus screwed up again

My invitation included notice of "cash bar"!

I tossed it in the trash. Screw you, Penny Ante Jesus!

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: July 25, 2020 12:29AM
Re: Did it come and go? Maybe mormon jesus screwed up again

For real. If you want people to come to your party, open bar. Period.

ETA: What's worse: an open bar with cheap booze or a cash bar with top shelf?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2020 12:30AM by Beth.

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