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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 12:14PM

Senior missionary: Why don't you want to be a member of the Church?

Me: Same reason I don't want to live in North Korea.

Senior missionary: They are not the same.

Me: There are some differences. People in North Korea are allowed to drink coffee.

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 12:17PM

Excellent comment!

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Posted by: Dr. No ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 12:20PM

This is hilarious. Thanks. :-D

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 01:11PM

There are parallels. When I was a member watching GC I was always struck by how the GAs lined up on the stand in their almost identical suits reminded me of the leaders of the old USSR lined up on the Red Square balcony to watch the May Day Parade.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 02:01PM

When the new conference building was newly completed a gentleman with extensive knowledge of eastern europe told ms it looked like the headquarters building of the secret police in Romainia.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backapcks ( )
Date: August 10, 2020 04:19PM

To be honest, the former HQ of the secret police looks like a dystopian sci-fi rebuild of the Provo Tabernacle...

http://www.bucharestdailyphoto.com/2009/08/controversial-architecture.html/comment-page-1

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 09, 2020 11:00AM


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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: August 08, 2020 09:25PM

Coffee is NOT a "hot drink" any more than Postum or Mormon Tea.

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: August 09, 2020 11:17PM

If Mark Twain thought the BofM was "chloroform in print" then he should have attended a General Conference. Staying awake is an exercise in self-abuse. How do those guys learn how to all speak in the same cadence? If you won't let the congregation drink coffee then you better give them something that keeps them awake.

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Posted by: thegoodman ( )
Date: August 10, 2020 04:11PM

Or the temple endowments. Christ, sometimes it was so hard to stay awake in there.

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: August 10, 2020 04:08PM

Nobody does

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