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Posted by: MormonMartinLuther ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 04:46AM

I will say it here either LDS is false or their God is the stupidest being ever and therefore doesn't even deserve to be worshipped. I mean how can someone so perfect, so omnipotent be such a mormon, or I mean moron.

While caring for sparrows and lost car keys, the God of the tiniest details seems to have missed out on only the most important ones. Every single discrepancy in church history has been caused by Mormon Jesus being too inept or careless to get at least the most important things done right: book of mormon translation, early organizational structure, church name, temple sealings, continued revelation during covid, heck the guy can't even get appearing as himself right as there are 8 different first vision stories (and some where he isn't even in the group photo.)

Yet, he has supposedly 15 dedicated people who get paid to listen to his every word who could correct it in an instant just sitting around collecting paychecks for the last 200 years without a single thing being accomplished.

Think about how much simpler and easier the Book of Mormon would have been if Moroni (after all it is an Italian name) was a young Italian immigrant working as a printer's apprentice at the Gutenberg press. Right before production, he inserts in 590 pages of the Book of Mormon after four gospels into the first printed bible. The printer scolds him at first but then reads it and says he likes what he had done. It goes out all over the world. Problem solved. Everyone accepts and uses the Book of Mormon at face value.

Oh but wait that does cause a serious problem for Joseph Smith and Mormon Inc. I mean how are they going to get paid? Yes that is a serious problem. Ok Mormon Jesus back to the $100B rainy day retirement drawing board.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 07:04AM

Inserting the BoM into the Gutenberg Bible would have been a spectacular scoop, since Columbus' discovery of America was still about 50 years in the future. Now that would have been a miracle! :)

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 12:10PM

Brother Of Jerry Wrote:
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> Inserting the BoM into the Gutenberg Bible would
> have been a spectacular scoop, since Columbus'
> discovery of America was still about 50 years in
> the future. Now that would have been a miracle! :)
A M E N !!!

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 03:40PM

+Brother Of Jerry:
"Inserting the BoM into the Gutenberg Bible would have been a spectacular scoop, since Columbus' discovery of America was still about 50 years in the future. Now that would have been a miracle! :)"

==If someone talked about an undiscovered continent before America would be discovered, I would still not be impressed. To impress me, I need a high definition map. Any idiot with paper and pen can write a story (the lowest hanging fruit problem) but the chances of drawing a high definition map that is correct is highly unlikely.

#2 Jews are not known as a sea fairing people. No evidence of jews in America. Vikings are a sea fairing people. Check out Iceland and Greenland and how they landing in Canada.

Asians are a sea fairing people. Check out Indonesia, Easter Island, Hawaii.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 11:09PM

iceman9090 Wrote:
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> #2 Jews are not known as a sea fairing people.

There is a reason for that.

In order to keep tight control and tight track of their flock, the jewish leaders told their people that the Lord said that a good faithFOOL Jew would not get too far away from the temple. There was only ONE temple which contained the arc, there was only ONE arc just like there was only God for the (mono theistic) Jews. Getting too far away meant that a person was in sin. A person needed to be close enough to the temple to attend regularly ......because that is how the Jewish governing establishment collected its money and maintained its power (because Western religion has always been a money making racket)
.....as opposed to the methods of other cultures, many of which sent its troops/agents out as marauders to loot any society within reach.


.......so, later on, along comes early American BS artist / con man Joseph Smith Jr (see the previous note about religion being a money making racket) from Palmyra New York with his Book of MORmON story (scam) that claims that a certain member of that ancient Jewish community had, against all jewish convention of the time and against all odds, received instructions from that same jewish Lord ....who was also really MORmON Jesus (according to BS artist Smith) ..... to take his jewish family, flee Jerusalem and leave behind the holey refuge of being "in the shadow of the (jewish) temple"

Of Course that same MORmON Jesus also commanded (Joseph Smith alter ego and completely mythical character) Nephi to gratuitously murder an incapacitated man lying on the ground because that is how (nasty spiteful) MORmON Jesus operates.

That same MORmON Jesus also lead poor poor Joseph Smith into a trap where Poor Poor Joseph would be blindsided with a commandment to start a wife collection ......which Joseph Smith would fill with other men's wives and vulnerable teen age girls.

Funny thing, MORmON Jesus turns out to be a real dumb @$$ and an epic screw up ......just like his greatest profit ever, (CON MAN PERVERT) Joseph Smith.

> No
> evidence of jews in America.

There is a reason for that......

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 12:27PM

I dunno, it seems like a lot of people prefer to worship incompetence.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: August 12, 2020 03:18AM

bradley Wrote:
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> I dunno, it seems like a lot of people prefer to
> worship incompetence.

Then MORmON Jesus is THE guy !!!!

He establishes His ancient church and then promptly goes on vacation/ disappears.....apparently because He is pissed off about being nailed to that cross even .......though He raised Himself from the dead .....apparently being crucified is very Traumatic even for a God...... so He is away for 1700 years while that church of His DIES as it is abandoned by Him. Then when MORmON Jesus finally decides to come back .....to His "greatest prophet ever"..... He takes the Golden Tablets up to heaven where no one can see them which would have been great proof that .....His "Greatest Prophet Ever" was divinely guided, while making Joseph Smith's LAUGHABLE book of MORmON Translation text widely distributed among the public. MORmON Jesus also commands Joseph Smith to start collecting wives..... which ends up getting His "Greatest Prophet Ever" Killed.


Instead of FINALLY learning the lesson on polygamy -that it is NOT a good idea!!! MORmON Jesus has Despotic Tyrant Brigham Young take over the largest remaining splinter of His restored church that has been devastated by the Death of His "Greatest Prophet Ever", Instead of staying in contact with civilization to be able to more effectively preach the MORmON gospel, MORmON Jesus has Brigham Young run off to the isolation of Utah to Keep practicing wife collecting. Then MORmON Jesus wonders why His restored Church did NOT grow more than it did, as it was supposed to take over the world and displace other religions e, .......like His old apostate "failed" Church did as the Catholic Empire...

it turns out that MORmON Jesus is an epic screw up, just like His greatest Prophet ever !!!!!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 01:05PM

Mormon God says families are the most important thing in society & that Honesty is non-negotiable...

But when a vicious, deceitful divorce happens, splits a family when one spouse uses 'religion' as a wedge...

-crickets-

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 02:35PM

Mormon God apparently watched Robin Hood, but is doing it In Reverse;

Loves / needs $ 24/7/365; Transparency, Accountability-Responsibility: Not So Much


Mormon God LOVES to play favorites!


Mormon God says "I Can't Hear You!" lots. Lots & Lots, that is.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: August 12, 2020 03:21AM

It is the MOReMONey Church !!!!!!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 11, 2020 11:22PM

Any chance it's both?

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Posted by: azsteve ( )
Date: August 12, 2020 12:01PM

After a while, one just has to put the mormon religion right up there with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. I don't know of any adults who find value in debating about the whether or not the Easter Bunny is real. The debate about the Mormon God or the Mormon Jesus is just as pointless. The only problem with Mormonism is its multi-billion dollar empire. That part of Mormonism is real, but only because people pay in to it. People need to stop giving the Mormon church money for any reason. There are many good, real charities out there that will be financially accountable to you and that will use your donated money to further causes that you really believe in. The Mormon God is just as ignorant as the men who made him up. Why play in to that ignorance or debate silly beliefs except perhaps for the entertainment value of fiction.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 12, 2020 12:15PM

Mormon God is the God of the OT, the NT the BoM, and every other entry into the Mormon and all of Christianity's canons.* He is the be all end all of all of Christianity and I guess at least for the OT, the Jews as well.

No God should be worshipped. Anyone worshipping is demeaning themselves. Might as well be a Golden Calf.

Being *worthy* to be worshipped is not the issue. Only sycophants worship. Only smug self-aggrandizing jerks need to be worshipped Some call it brown nosing. Some call it a show of piety. All of it has an agenda. I call it stripping yourself of your dignity.


Appreciation. Reciprocity. Kindness. Explore wise teachings and philosophies. These! Toward your fellow man. Standing tall and not damaging your patellas with obsequious gratitude.




*I find it fascinating that canon and cannon are spelled the same as both can injure, maim, and kill.

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