I was curious as to what Nelson has been broadcasting as the lord's mouthpiece. I thought that there might be some kind of message like "Times are tough, but the lord's on your side. We got you covered...Go speak with your bishop if you are in need."

No no no!!!

Instead he says nothing and gives nothing.

Members have been told to "Hang on"

That's it.

Brother Wendy says “I have mourned with families who have lost loved ones. Many have lost jobs. Some have struggled to find adequate food and supplies.”

“The road ahead may be bumpy, but our destination is serene and secure,” he said. “So, fasten your seat belt, hang on through the bumps, and do what’s right. Your reward will be eternal.”

Don't you feel better?

I do as a former member.

Not surprised. The guy with a "The End is Nigh" sign is relieved when things get ever more terrible, because he knew "first."

Isn't that what Hitler told the German people ?

Spoken like the true leader of a flippin’ death cult.

Be of good cheer, you can only reach your eternal reward faster!

that's bc he (Nelson) is CLUELESS

Oh, silly me--I meant, have your driver fasten your seat belt!

What's that? You don't HAVE a driver?

Well, brothers and sisters, next thing you'll tell me, you don't have $100 billion sitting in a tax shelter either that you could conveniently forget about while the very people who gave you that money find themselves in dire economic need. Ha ha ha!

...what's that? You DON'T?

Your reward will be eternal?

Eternal life is something that only God possesses. That is life with no beginning and no end. Eternal life is eternal in that there is no change, no “time”, etc. Everlasting life is something completely different, it is contingent life based on other life.

He doesn't know anything about time, life, wisdom, or words. Anything-

He means, Life IS Eternal. Or, your reward will be fleeting. Or you have something to look forward to.

ufotofu Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Your reward will be eternal?
>
> Eternal life is something that only God possesses.
> That is life with no beginning and no end. Eternal
> life is eternal in that there is no change, no
> “time”, etc. Everlasting life is something
> completely different, it is contingent life based
> on other life.
>
> He doesn't know anything about time, life, wisdom,
> or words. Anything-
>
> He means, Life IS Eternal. Or, your reward will be
> fleeting. Or you have something to look forward
> to.

You could tell the bish "I don't gots no extra bucks to donate. If y'all don't want me to attend no more just say so and I'll find something more fun to do on Sunday!"

And don't forget to send in your 10% That 100 billion dollar investment fund isn't going to replenish itself, you know.