Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying-- Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant-- Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-- Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or-- Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner? Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big-- Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's-- Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster! One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big-- female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph? Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord. Female fan: It's big! Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's-- Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.
It is gone with no one being able to offer and explanation.
BLM does not know what happened. (real BLM, not "black lives matter")
Mormon Leader Dallin Oaks believes that D.B. Cooper is involved as he has a history of mysteriously appearing and disappearing. Much like the Nephite Civilization.
Russel M Nelson, noted infamous World Wide Faith Leader says he may soon have the answer but is awaiting delivery of new batteries for his Lighted pen before he can get the midnight inspiration and write it down. Then he can reveal to the World a new inspired version of Hashtags and Facebook/Twitter postings about how D.B. Cooper is a direct descendant of the Nephites - and possibly one of The Three Nephites. The great truths he may reveal will be on a Pay Per View special hosted by BYU Television and KSL Radio and Right Wing Faith Broadcast Hour.
When asked for his comment Henry B. Eyring blinked, looked confused, teared up and smiled.