I came across the phrase, "Son of the Morning" which of course is Lucifer's nickname and I thought why is he called that cuz like I forgot:


"Lucifer has a long history. As the firstborn of God's creation, he is the oldest of God's children, and was the most beautiful, next to God and Jesus. His name in Heaven was Light Bearer or Son of Morning because of the pure light that he radiated."

Doesn't sound so bad really. Kind of like someone you would want to hang with. Makes you wonder who really were the good guys.

Maybe next time you have a problem, WWLD?

Elohim, aka The Big E-hee, calls a meeting of all 110 billion+ of his finest children to tell us all about the newly hatched Plan of Salvation. Lucifer goes yak-yak about brow-beating us all into following all the rules and losing not a soul, and then Jehovah announces Free Will and puts his forearm to his brow, sighs heavily, and announces that he'll pay the full price The Mob is asking for the remission of all our sins. We all applaud.

In the story, Lucifer gets all pissed off, harsh words are spoken, punches are thrown, then the shooting starts!! and the next day headlines are all WAR DECLARED IN HEAVEN

But what if the Son of the Morning, upon hearing The Big E-hee's decision, simply said, "Oh, okay. How can I help?"

Doesn't it make a tiny bit of sense that Lucifer knew that he couldn't win in a fight against his father, and that Outer Darkness (you know, where the sun don't shine?!) would be his final destination?

He wasn't a ghawd, what with not having been to ghawd college, plus he didn't even have a body... What did he have? If the story is true, he probably had a pushy mom. Oy! What if he had both a pushy mom AND a pushy girlfriend!!

Anyway, I think it may have all been made up

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Elohim, aka The Big E-hee, calls a meeting of all
> 110 billion+ of his finest children

I think it's more like 120 billion. But yes, God the Father does love those little bills!

"The Big E-hee"

Tee-hee :-D. You are in great form EOD, have a great weekend.

"Lucifer, the son of morning" is a reference to the planet Venus, also known as the morning star, as it often rises around sunrise. The Greeks called the morning star Lucifer, which means bearer of light.

The New Testament is laden with Greek Mythology themes, including a hero with a mortal mother and an immortal father.

No! Cross-pollination in the various religious histories? Couldn't be! Borrowing from each other's myths? They would never ever do that, Don. Like ever! C'mon now.

Is it possible that some some of the fighters of the War in Heaven were killed without having been born?

Seriously, how was that War fought?

It was either Go Fish or Chess, depending on who your Celestial Mother was, and her ranking with Elohim on the day of your match.

"Pew-pew! Gotcha, you formless, tiny mass of Intelligence, 'organized' by ghawd messing with an eternal wife!"

“Seriously, how was that War fought?”

Watch the documentary. Apparently there’s a school for this stuff. See Harry Potter, but don’t mention He who Shall Not be Named.

Satan is up to no good. Causing problem all the time. Something seriously wrong with him. He can not stand anything. Always envious.

Or so say the religious leaders . . . And they know . . . don't they? Like for sure. Haha.

Like God and Jesus, the Satan never pokes his head in. Makes a cool tattoo though.

PS: I'm no morning star. Definitely a night owl.

The War in Heaven wasn't so much blood and thunder as it was thud and blunder.

Haha. The original Ghost Busters?

Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a God, you say “YES”!

Once a lady’s coworkers became irritated because she refused to join their gossip sessions. In fact, she would never say a bad word about anybody. That got old. They came up with a plan:

They said, “So, what do you think about Satannnn?”

She said, “Well ......... he’s busy!”