A proposal was made during a city council meeting in Gainsville, Florida, to allow women to go topless. (I like how topless and topples describe a process...). Here's how the voting went:

"In a three-to-three vote, the proposal allowing nudity was voted down.

"Mayor Lauren Poe and Commissioners Adrian Hayes-Santos, Reina Saco voted for the order.

"Commissioners Gail Johnson, Harvey Ward, and Gigi Simmons voted against.

Commissioner David Arreola wasn’t at the meeting."

--https://www.wcjb.com/2021/02/11/gainesville-city-commission-strikes-down-free-the-nipple-proposal/


I'm saddened that no one took the time to try to follow up with D. Arreola to see which way he would have voted, perky or smothered.

Life is so RICH for those willing to be silly.

Thank goodness!

Your title had me worried: it would be terrible to ban people from bringing their boobs into town.

I wonder if the ban applies to "moobs" too? Probably lots of shirtless men wandering about in Florida. We all have nipples so if its about the size of whats behind the nipple....well?

That’s between you and your cosmetic surgeon, Roy.

Only my hairdreser knows for sure.

there are so many total boobs out there a ban may just be useful

any particular boob in mind, Dr. No?

I think keeping the ban was wise. Too dangerous with so many Floridian men trying to focus on two things at once.

What about guys who live in the 10th circuit?

This vote was an obvious cover-up.

must cover it up ~


if it involves a baby ~


its state law OPie ~

Whew... my boobs are still safe.

Yes, they are safe in my hands!

Seattle v. Buchanan
90 Wn.2d 584 (1978)
584 P.2d 918
THE CITY OF SEATTLE, Respondent, v. KELLY ANN BUCHANAN, ET AL, Appellants.
No. 44199.
The Supreme Court of Washington, En Banc.
September 28, 1978.

Although this decision hasn't been Directly overturned, similar laws are now effectively ignored, at least in Seattle...

https://www.kuow.org/stories/it-s-totally-legal-to-be-naked-in-public-in-seattle

De rein, mon ami ... Libérez le mamelon!

Teeheehee.

No one tell EOD!

okay, okay... I took two semesters of French in 1967-68, and yes, I confused je vous en prie w/ du rien, and then spelled it wrong. Wheeee!

And I didn't even lose my appetite... I've grown.

De Rein?
What do kidneys have to with this?

David Areola ?

I know. I was like, this has to be a joke. Too much of a coincidence to be real haha.

Are we being pranked ?

The quote says "nudity" not topless so nudity in general? No going around w/my cock hanging out?

Seems discriminatory. Man boobs are ok but not woman boobs.

This is truly terrifying. Not just nude but everything flapping.

https://www.travelportland.com/events/naked-bike-ride/

I've done the Seattle WNBR + Fremont Solstice

I have family in Gainesville, the evangelical Christian branch of the family tree. Looks like they are still alive and kicking and keeping Gainesville repressive.

Considering the number of random sinkholes that appear there, naked boobies could be a fatal distraction.

BOO

BS