Don't resign!!!!
Let them think that they still control your mind
attend some of the meetings
then surreptitously seduce the relief society president

You are a bad man, TDR. A bad man!

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> You are a bad man, TDR. A bad man!
You figured it out! huh???



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Better yet, innocently confide in some of your fellow church members about how "I think I'm losing my faith...." And bring up the things that you have found out about the church. Really agonize over it, like losing your testimony physically hurts you but you just can't ignore the truth.

If you choose the friends you confide in wisely, you might get through to a handful before the bishop brings you in to talk.

blackcoatsdaughter Wrote:
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> And bring up the things that
> you have found out about the church. Really
> agonize over it, like losing your testimony
> physically hurts you but you just can't ignore the
> truth.

It did physically hurt me.

The meeting I wish to attend is one where Bednar is a visiting G.A.. I would camp out overnight to get a good seat. Then, after he has spoken, and the closing hymn/closing prayer, I would be on my feet before "Amen" was out of everyone's mouth. While walking to the exit, with TBM's gasping, fainting, and raising their arm to the square in my general direction...I would be glaring down Bednar and hoping someone would say or try something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBsWbopjXU

That poor woman looks like someone who is being held for ransom in a 3rd world country trying to comply but begging to be rescued.

>> "Let them think that they still control your mind"

Your approach would indicate that they still do.

"There was small hope of them every controlling what was in my mind, and absolutely no hope of them controlling what was in my pants."

--Elder Olddog, humane pervert

Humane Society pervert?

Oh, that's raw, dawg!

elderolddog Wrote:
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> "There was small hope of them ever controlling
> what was in my mind,

That's almost a koan. Can one control that which does not exist?


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> and absolutely no hope of
> them controlling what was in my pants."

That's almost a koan. Can one control that which does not exist?

Roy G Biv Wrote:
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> >> "Let them think that they still control your
> mind"
>
> Your approach would indicate that they still do.
nope I just try to look through things and vizualize solutions

i was an AP on my mission. We actually had a missionary sent home because he was banging a relief society president in his area. Anything is possible in the church.

Actually there are people who stay in conservative religions and try to sexually exploit the members because it's a fetish for them.

I could do some sinnin' with an RS Prez...oh yeah..wine her and dine her..and...

When will the RS pres give me some relief ?