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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 07:14PM
New argument for intelligent design

I just heard the latest argument for intelligent design of the universe:

"The earth travels around the sun. It takes exactly ONE YEAR to make the trip. Exactly one year. That can't possibly be a coincidence!"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 07:19PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Leap years are part of that design?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 07:47PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Where did you encounter that gem, nli?

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 11:17PM
re: coincidence ~

also don't forget ~


sun and moon are the same size ~


up there in the sky ~


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also the north star ~


has remained stationary ~


for thousands of years ~


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 11:26PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And don't forget how good it feels to hold a banana!

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Posted by: Yogi Berra ( )
Date: May 05, 2021 11:27PM
"That's too coincidental to be a coincidence." (n/t)


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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 01:04AM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Any ‘intelligent designer’ who designed the appendix or wisdom teeth is a malevolent bastard.

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 02:54AM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

"The earth rotates on its axis. It takes exactly ONE DAY to complete a full rotation. Exactly one day. That can't possibly be a coincidence!"

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 08:20AM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Ovulation in the human female keeps time with the moon. At least here on earth.

I wonder if it's the same for the Quaker ladies on the moon?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 03:02PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Ovulation in the human female keeps time with the
> moon.

You have it backwards. In fact, the moon keeps time with human women.

Ask Saucie.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 09:42AM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

If you average readings over an entire year, the surface of every ocean is exactly at sea level. Explain that, science worshipers!

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Posted by: Razortooth. ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 01:01PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Apparently, not all designers are that intelligent.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 01:17PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Everybody's feet reach exactly to the ground, not more, not less.

Well, unless they sleep, jump, walk, climb a ladder, etc. Those are just red herrings thrown up by those haters who hate that the world was intelligently designed by You Know Who.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 06, 2021 03:03PM
Re: New argument for intelligent design

Brother Of Jerry Wrote:
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> the world was
> intelligently designed by You Know Who.

Carl Sagan?

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