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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 01:01PM
What if . . .

it was ghawd who put Russell's Teapot into its orbit around the sun, and never told anyone?

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 01:02PM
Re: What if . . .

We would still never know whether it existed or not - but I HAVE been waiting for my tea for a long time, so you may be onto something...

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 01:10PM
Re: What if . . .

Yes, but theists are probably nodding their heads, with serious visages displayed.

Because this notion of mine would allow them to play 'tea party' with the Russellites!

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 07:12PM
Re: What if . . .

Well since God is an Englishman he would naturally like teapots. Apologies to Delderfield.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 01:09PM
Re: What if . . .

What if god and superman got into a fight ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 01:12PM
Re: What if . . .

...depends on who's promoting it, Dave!

What if the contest were 'who can build a more powerful locomotive'?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 02:28PM
This is a thread begging for Schrödinger's Cat's imput. (n/t)


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 03:01PM
Re: This is a thread begging for Schrödinger's Cat's imput.

All we can do is hope!

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 06:20PM
Re: What if . . .

How much will insurance pay out if Russell's Teapot crashes into Tesla’s Model 3?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 06:22PM
Re: What if . . .

The payout (or should it be "reward") would be higher if Elon Musk were driving the Tesla.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 06:23PM
Re: What if . . .

Well, they both can't have the Right-of-Way, so that's going to be an issue!

Hopefully, the Tesla has a dashcam!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 07:13PM
Re: What if . . .

Just more space junk.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 07:14PM
Re: What if . . .

Full name: Gladys Poopie Lot

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 07:21PM
Re: What if . . .

Says the man whose eyes are brown. . .

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 07:36PM
Re: What if . . .

Oh, poop!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 08:08PM
Re: What if . . .

Next thing I know you'll be talking about a cat in a box.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 08:17PM
Re: What if . . .

If the shoebox fits . . .

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 16, 2021 08:43PM
Re: What if . . .

Yeah, I think you'd do better sticking with Depends. Shoeboxes have all those sharp corners.

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