is like trying to blow open a bank vault with a firecracker!!!

Like offering food, clothing, and money to a homeless person and being refused.....well, OK, bye then.

Firecracker memory just in~

When I was a missionary in Jamaica in the early 80s, there was a daily newspaper called The Star. One day every week (Wednesday I think) they had a half page photo of a pretty woman with no top on, fully nipped! She was called, "The Star Girl". I brought a copy home with me, still have it in a box somewhere, and in that issue, they referred to the star girl as being "a real firecracker".

She could have gotten into the bank vault. ;)

That newspaper you cited seems to be quite a rag.

http://jamaica-star.com

"Tell Me Pastor" is an interesting column.



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Wait.

That's unfair. You can't reject the paper until you've looked at the photos page.



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She could have gotten into the bank vault. ;)
i would certainly hope so

Pearls before swine?

Pearls Before Swine on the Elder Berry issue of the Day!

http://e.startribune.com/Olive/ODN/StarTribune/shared/ShowArticle.aspx?doc=MST%2F2017%2F11%2F12&entity=Ar13301&sk=DC5F158E&mode=text

I love you for posting that link. That is the best.

Only the best for you, my little snookums!

tell us who won the presidential election.

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> tell us who won the presidential election.


“Dewey beats Truman!”


It was in all the papers, Dave!

Truman stole that election, Jesus. That'll be clear as soon as Maricopa County finishes recounting the ballots.



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A recount can change the outcome, which is now impossible. An audit is an analysis. For example, how many of the (now officially tabulated) mail-in ballots have no fold creases, indicating they were never put in envelopes, and thus never passed through the Postal (dis)Service?

I'm not sure the 1948 ballots were ever folded. But Dewey keeps arguing that there may be traces of bamboo in them.

Nyet!!

Nyet? I think you mean "Not yet." Hope springs eternal from the deserts of Arizona.

Dewey Nation will return, will return, will RETURN!

Workboot on his left foot, shiny shoe on his right.

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> tell us who won the presidential election.

And the winner IS
John J.Weatherbeatten Dearforth

So let it be written So let it be Done