Jesus loves you, and to prove it he's going to burn you up at the second coming.

If it hadn't been for Judas, there would be no atonement and nobody would go to heaven.

We came out of Africa black, but the mark of Cain is blackness. Or is it whiteness?

If we are responsible for our own sins ala the second article of faith, what do we need Jesus for?

If god knows your thoughts then why do you pray ?

We need to come to the earth to be tested and tried. Why the need for testing if He knows each one of us so very well?

When the dust and smoke of the Apocalypse clear, and Jesus has ascended his Millennial throne, will the mormon church's stocks, bonds, money, and property deeds make Jesus a better leader?

When Jesus is having his morning Ovaltine, sitting on his Millennial throne, what will the 12 Apostles be up to? And since "the Prophet and his two counselors" aren't part of the 12 Apostles, what'll they be doing?

elderolddog Wrote:
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> When the dust and smoke of the Apocalypse clear,
> and Jesus has ascended his Millennial throne, will
> the mormon church's stocks, bonds, money, and
> property deeds make Jesus a better leader?

D’oh!

Heavenly father and mothers (plural assuming God follows his own law of celestial marriage) have bodies of flesh and bones yet their children are born as spirits and need to come to earth to receive a body of flesh and bones.

No death-bed repentance, but you can get baptized after you’re dead.

The truth shall set you free but some things that are true are not very useful.

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> The truth shall set you free but some things that
> are true are not very useful.


"I Don't Know That We Teach That"

"8s It All Depending What The Definition Of Is, Is?"

(WhosonfirstWhatsonsecondIdontknowonthird)

All statements made in Mormon scriptures declaring that dark skin is the result of a curse of God; (“And he had caused the acursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity… the Lord God did cause a dskin of eblackness to come upon them.” Book of Mormon, 2 Nephi 5:21,22,). Haven't yet nor since been removed or renounced.

Presently, early MormØŽ-ism theology is openly reaffirmed every Fast Sunday and on other occasions. Members of the LDS faith stand and begin or ends, the testimony with this statement “I know the church (snall C) is true” and “I know Joseph Smith is the true prophet of God”.

The statement (“…all worthy male members of the Church may be ordained to the priesthood without regard for race or color” June 9, 1978 press release to the Deseret News), Is so very Inadequate.

Combined, the statements articulate;
“You Are Still Inferior But We Shall Permit You're Holding Of Our Priesthood Position Until Further Revelation Occurs”

ohyeahsignmeup!

The truth shall set you free but first it will piss you off.

There has to be opposition in all things. All the bad things are because of Satan.

So what if Lucifer didn't get jealous? There's be no earth. No test. No savior. Then we'd have no progression, right?

We should be thanking Satan? That would be a weird prayer wouldn't it?

If Lucifer really wanted to foil Elohim's plan, all he would've needed to do was... nothing.

The religion of "forever families" that produces so many people I don't want to spend ANY time with.

Richard G Scott: "God wants each of His children to enjoy the transcendent blessing of peace of conscience. A tranquil conscience invites freedom from anguish, sorrow, guilt, shame, and self-condemnation."

Yeah. Tell that to the youth in this state of Utah who have decided that suicide is the only answer to their "shame" of who they are. Or to those who went through BYU's infamous "conversion therapy".

You're a "child of God". The character, King Benjamin, in the Book of Mormon said we are worth "even less than the dust of the earth" and that we are nothing.

Sounds like playing the game of "He loves me; He loves me not."

(he) that is commanded in all things is slothful;
<earrings, tattoos, birth control, WoW, etc.>
-ETB, April, 1965 GC


god pours out commandments to the righteous

Psalms 119:30, others

where the is no vision, the people perish


which is it?



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"By grace are you saved, not of works, lest ye should boast," then why do mormons have all these works and stuff to do all the time, what's the temple actually for?

I might be envied by a King for I am a Mormon boy - Ezra T. Benson

Meet the Mormons - Hinckley and Monson

Calling us Mormons is Victory for Satan - Russell Nelson

Shinehah Wrote:
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> I might be envied by a King for I am a Mormon boy
> - Ezra T. Benson
>
> Meet the Mormons - Hinckley and Monson
>
> Calling us Mormons is Victory for Satan - Russell
> Nelson


Raising the bar, raising the bar and finally ending up at the bottom of another barrel of prophetic blunder.

Mysterious are the ways of MormØŽism but pretty soon they'll have one thing and only one way out of another big mess that they've made for themselves.

That's exactly at the point, just in case you're wondering, where it's hard to imagine things getting much worse.

Paradox: Priesthood blessings cure disease but spread covid.

God is pretty powerless. Look at how many times the temple spires (and Moroni) are struck by lightning each year.

messygoop Wrote:
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> God is pretty powerless. Look at how many times
> the temple spires (and Moroni) are struck by
> lightning each year.

Now wait a minute, that's just plain silly.

The smote golden calf of MormØŽism was just about begging for it!

The only thing we're lacking is the durn iMax high-speed slow motion film reel of the instantaneous event.

Oooo.. The Flames That Poured Out Of Moroni's Ass!

Isn't it true, God only disciplines those he loves?

Hmmm...

Which one is specifically Mormon?

Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

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Paradox, Colorado 81429